re_alignment | [Video] Backdated to within a few hours of the initial wave of monsters

[ Ratchet looks worn and a bit beaten about when he makes his call on the Link. He'd been caught by one of the Sharkticons before escaping back to the temple, and there's still smudges of energon glinting in the crevices of his helm and chevron that he missed when wiping his face off. Still, there's a spark in his eyes -- he may not be at the front of the fighting, but he's certainly not out of action. ]

Given this absolutely ridiculous influx of creatures, I'm going to remind you all that I'm a medic and that I know what I'm doing. If you get into a scrap, don't waste time being a hero and limping around with your innards hanging out -- come here and I'll fix you.

[ His eyes narrow. ]

But don't be an idiot either. If I find out that any of you have blown yourself up because you used too many grenades, I'm going to come after you and weld your hands to your skull.

[ The glare he's directing at the comm could kill a mech at twenty paces. ]

Wheeljack, this means you.

[[ ooc: going to be slow in responding, but I thought I'd post this up before I became even later than I already am. ]]

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Of course you are.

[ He is so unconvinced, but going to let it lie, because if they're watching each other's backs, then maybe they won't get injured as much. ]

Take it you guys have met. That's touching.

Don't worry about us, Doc, we got this covered.

Won't even need to prepare sick bay.

Yeah. We've....met.

[If by 'met' you mean 'Ratchet glared so hard through the video feed that Drift was fixed in place until the medic hunted him down and scanned him'. Which is probably about right.]

But he didn't feel the need to lecture me. [Publicly at any rate.]

How about I prep it for the others who will inevitably need it, and then if you and Drift come in with pieces missing, I'll be ready to wire you back together?