[Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Those from Earth might be familiar with the old movie cliche of the prisoner rattling his cup back and forth over the bars of his cell.  Whirl somehow also knows this cliche.  And is doing it.]

[Except he's doing it with his face. ]

Nnnnnnngh. So fraggin' bored!!

Someone come kill me or something.

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Whirl. I mean it. What's going on?

[He's been worried about you, Whirl. He was actually one tick away from making a public announcement asking if anyone had seen you.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Eh, I blew up a valley and a pervert who fraggin' tortured people here.

Therefore: bad guy.

[He waves his claws around.] I'm an environmental criminal!!!

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[Well at least it wasn't something exceptionally horrible like Rung had been expecting to hear...]

Are you alright?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He'll try harder next time.]

BORED.

Being 'good' sucks.

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[The sheer idea is frightening.]

Yes but it keeps you from getting into too much trouble.

[He goes quiet for a moment before sighing softly.]

I was worried about you. You just seemed to up and disappear....I was worried something had happened to you.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

I wasn't in trouble until people got uptight about stupid stuff.

[Story of his life?]

[Snort.] You should know by now: either dead or in jail.

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I try not to consider that first one an option. It's not an idea I'm all that fond of, Whirl.

[He doesn't like thinking about his friends dying after all.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah well that's why you stay in the whole, you know, non-combat scenarios.

[And why Whirl wants to wrap you in bubblewrap.]

I'm just in jail. No biggie. Just bored. And kind of hungry.

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Just because I'm non-combative doesn't mean the deaths of others don't hit me just as hard.

[Honestly, sometimes it hits him worse.]

You and boredom aren't really a good mix. [He offers a small smile as he says it before his look turns thoughtful.] Do you want me to bring you a cube?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Probably hits you harder. Because you've never seen it up close.

[Except that rivet through the head. And the whole thumb ripped off thing.]

[A cube?] Would be nice. Haven't eaten in fraggin' days.

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[Yeah he's just going to let that one go because he already feels bad enough about being useless in battle as it is.]

I'll be there shortly then. Behave until then.

[He means it Whirl!]