[Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Those from Earth might be familiar with the old movie cliche of the prisoner rattling his cup back and forth over the bars of his cell.  Whirl somehow also knows this cliche.  And is doing it.]

[Except he's doing it with his face. ]

Nnnnnnngh. So fraggin' bored!!

Someone come kill me or something.

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[dinnerdate]

...Why would you want that?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Because it's gotta be less boring than this place.

[dinnerdate]

Rusting can't be better than anything.

[Video]

[rungout]

...What did you do, Whirl?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Snerk.] I was a bad robot.

[Video | Private]

[rungout]

Whirl. I mean it. What's going on?

[He's been worried about you, Whirl. He was actually one tick away from making a public announcement asking if anyone had seen you.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

Hey Whirl.

Why don't you tell me that story of yours.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Is he that bored? Yes. Yes he is.]

....what you want to know?

[Video]

[vandalization]

Everything.

[chatterbot]

[Oh boy, it's Whirl. How does he even approach this? Well, let's start with the basics.]

What'd you do?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I think you gotta worry more about what I'm gonna do when I get out of here.

[Your aim sucks, Swerve.]

[megaton]

You.

[Oh. Oh this is rich.]

So somebody has you all locked away on this world, too?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Me.

[Well, hello there, bitter irony. ]

What can I say? World's not one for, you know, common sense.

[youdiedagain]

It doesn't relieve boredom, I hate to tell you.

If anything, it makes it worse. What with the whole inability-to-move.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

But I'd be dead so at least I wouldn't be around to be bored.

[Yeah, don't expect that to make sense.]

Bleh. [Yes, he said 'bleh'. And now he's going to flop on the berth like a petulant teenager.] SOMETHING interesting could happen.

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

No.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

You want me to die of death by boring.

[You MONSTER.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Y'okay!

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....the frag are you?

[Video]

[winged_knight]

[The video feeds opens to something fuzzy and gray that's definitely not static. Though currently it's fuzzy because it's too close to the camera. When it finishes inspecting the communicator and pulls back a little, the gray blob resolves into an equally fuzzy kitten with blue eyes.]

[Who promptly mews at the image on the screen.]

I think Splat votes for 'or something'.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl is trying to hide--and failing--his excitement at seeing Splat. ]

Nah, he's just offering to come over here and finish me himself.

[Because Splat is a stone cold killer, don'tyaknow?]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

You have a odd definition of fun.

But I shouldn't be surprised.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You try being shoved in a metal box like this for...frag. Forever.

[Action]

[mccrane]

[It's late at night when McCrane makes his way into the Police Headquarters, feeling like he's forgotten something important.

Paperwork?

Perhaps. He'll make sure to check on the jail as he passes through.]

[Action]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[One might think Whirl would be asleep by now. One would be wrong. Whirl is so bored he can't even sleep. If you've ever been that bored, you have a clue, just a tiny one, how miserable Whirl is.]

[One yellow optic clicks on, tracking the motion.]

...the frag you been?