[Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Those from Earth might be familiar with the old movie cliche of the prisoner rattling his cup back and forth over the bars of his cell.  Whirl somehow also knows this cliche.  And is doing it.]

[Except he's doing it with his face. ]

Nnnnnnngh. So fraggin' bored!!

Someone come kill me or something.

Comments

[dinnerdate]

It is pretty nice.

It's a problem I have, I'll work on it.

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Wait, what? You're not supposed to agree with Whirl. No one does that!]

[He locks the feed.]

You should talk to Rung. [SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SAY NOTHING]

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

[What can he say, he likes you Whirl.]

...Why?

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[All the more reason to talk to Rung: terrible life choices, friends division.]

Because.

[Glare. Do not make him say squishy scrap.]

He's, uh, good with that. Problems. Working on. That stuff.

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

[That's his entire life okay.]

Because?

[Talk squishy to him?]

I don't think anyone could. Help. With my problems.

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He will never figure you out.]

Yeah, well, it's something to do other than, you know, not die.

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

But... What if I try to eat him?

[locked]ASDSKFH how are you so cute?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Fraggin' weirdo.]

Can't eat him over comm, can you?

[Can you? He has no idea.]

[locked] love? it could be love

[dinnerdate]

Just saying, if I ever tracked him down...

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah well, put him down on the 'do not eat' list.

Or else.

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

Do I want to know what the "or else" is?

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Depends. You enjoy fantasizing about being ripped into tiny little blindingly-colored pieces?

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

...No.

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Exactly. You feel the need to fraggin' hunt someone down and kill 'em so bad, come the frag after me.

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

I'm not looking to kill anyone. Especially not you.

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Great. Just great. The one mech here who fraggin' wants to die and nobody wants to fraggin' do it.

You suck as a friend.

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

What good would you do dead?

[locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I wouldn't be bored.

[Also blah blah make a lot of mechs happy but that would sound emo and Whirl ain't emo. ]

[locked]

[dinnerdate]

You wouldn't be awesome anymore either.