re_alignment | [Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

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✘ tf: idw | whirl

[Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

[Those from Earth might be familiar with the old movie cliche of the prisoner rattling his cup back and forth over the bars of his cell. Whirl somehow also knows this cliche. And is doing it.]

[Except he's doing it with his face. ]

Nnnnnnngh. So fraggin' bored!!

Someone come kill me or something.

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You try being shoved in a metal box like this for...frag. Forever.

I could think of a few worse things.

Like what? Because this has 'fate worse than death' written alllll over it.

[Whirl will look speculatively at the wall behind him.]

...or it will when I'm done writing it.

Like I said, there's a few worse things.

Like being under frozen lock-down for forty years.

Eh, point.

Suppose slowly being smelted to death while listening to one of Ultra Magnus's lectures could be worse, too.....

[And now it is officially a game.]

[Wait this is a contest now?]

I think having your organic parts replaced with weapons is a lot worse if you ask me.

[If it is, Whirl's determined to win.]

Heh. You haven't sat through a session with Ultra Mouthness, then, have you.

I'm not one of you guys, so I'd say I haven't.

Hey don't think that'll save you for long. Seriously. Ask the Duly Appointed One about Chief Justice Tyrest and prepare to have your audio bleed.

Thanks, I'll try to keep that mind.

[He sounds soooo grateful.]

Hey, just trying to save you from torture. [He is trying to hook you up, bro.]

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