[Video] From the Brave Police Hoosegow

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Those from Earth might be familiar with the old movie cliche of the prisoner rattling his cup back and forth over the bars of his cell.  Whirl somehow also knows this cliche.  And is doing it.]

[Except he's doing it with his face. ]

Nnnnnnngh. So fraggin' bored!!

Someone come kill me or something.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

You tryin' to get all philosophical? Because I have to tell you, I have a therapist..

[So there. Yes. Someone does understand him. Can Megatron say as much? Huh? Huh? CAN HE?]

Whatever. All I'm saying is stuff goes on without you and nobody misses you and life is awesome.

[So there.]

[megaton]

...

[Only Whirl could make 'I have a therapist' sound threatening.]

How nice to know that one must be paid to listen to you speak.

I could do it for free, you know.

[Or he could solve the whole speaking thing, forever.]

...

[However, you've got him, there. He can't really refute what you're saying, since he doesn't know.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Well it's better than what you got. You got anyone whose job it is to listen to you and not fraggin' judge you?

[Suckups totally don't count.]

Yeah, because I'm sure you got nothing better to do than ancient grudges. Seriously.

[megaton]

I have an entire army.

[They have to listen to him. Judging, though...that's harder to tell.]

Nothing says I cannot take a break from these things that are better to do.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? They must be like invisible or something. Or really small.

Oh? Didn't know you cared. [If he had a face he'd be making kissy faces.]

[megaton]

Just because you cannot see something doesn't mean that it does not exist.

[He laughs.]

Oh, I do care. That is a mistake you should not make. [Bitterness--it lasts forever!]

But talk is only useful for so long. If I find time in my busy schedule, I will make sure to visit you.

Be ready.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Ooooh philosophy. Go on and believe in your invisible army or whatever.

[Don't tell Whirl what he should or shouldn't do: dangerous!]

Oh joy. I'll make sure to pencil in the reminiscing time. Gonna call it 'Bitchslap Part Two' for old time's sake.