Heath Burns (
3rd_degree) wrote in
re_alignment2012-11-09 11:04 pm
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[Junk pile] Fires started = 1
[Those of you checking the link will notice a very embarrassed looking humanoid who's hair appears to be on fire.]
....Uh. Okay. Before anybody gets really mad, I just want to say...
[Actually a lot of the junk near him is on fire too.]
-It was an accident! I mean, who leaves this much flammable material just lying around?
[FOOSH!]
Anybody got a fire extinguisher?
....Uh. Okay. Before anybody gets really mad, I just want to say...
[Actually a lot of the junk near him is on fire too.]
-It was an accident! I mean, who leaves this much flammable material just lying around?
[FOOSH!]
Anybody got a fire extinguisher?

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You don't look like a normie, so I suppose I could tell you what I am. Actually, I have no idea what you are. I'm a fire elemental!
Oh, so you don't think anyone will be mad?
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Normie? It's the first time I meet a fire elemental it's really nice to meet you sir.
No I don't think so plus it was accidental right?
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A normie is a regular old human. Not a monster, like me. I'm sorta...supposed to keep that on the low down. Our people don't usually get along, you know?
Well, yeah. I don't have any reason to burn a buncha trash.
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You are the first monster I ever meet I THINK It's cool. [Coll is the slang humans use, right? right.]
I doubt it offended you or anything.
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Sooo... are there any robot ladies here?
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There were a lot in my universe...here not so many IN FACT they seem to be a rare thing in certain universes.