[Junk pile] Fires started = 1

[3rd_degree]

[Those of you checking the link will notice a very embarrassed looking humanoid who's hair appears to be on fire.]

....Uh. Okay. Before anybody gets really mad, I just want to say...

[Actually a lot of the junk near him is on fire too.]

-It was an accident! I mean, who leaves this much flammable material just lying around?

[FOOSH!]

Anybody got a fire extinguisher?

Comments

[raceme]

[That can't be good.]

Sir I think you should get away of that fire as soon as possible or you will end burned to a crisp AND I doubt anybody woudl get mad about junk getting burned however the toxic fumes a fire like that cause might be detrimental to the organic's helath here _yours included.

[3rd_degree]

What? Me? Oh, no it's okay. I'll be fine. See? [He leans down and touches one of the smaller fires, withdrawing with a tiny flame in the palm of his hand.]

I just feel bad trashing everybody's...uh... trash.

[raceme]

[Blurr blinks but nods after a bit.] Oh that's...sorry are you really an ORGANIC? You look _{like one but they can't} usually do that unless...OHHH right you are a firebender like Korra?

Don't worry about it really WE got plenty of trash.

[sariexmachina]

Whoa, you're on fire!

...coooool.

You uh. Might want to 'stop drop and roll' though!

[rednotbluethx]

Wait. You tellin' me that you can spon-tane-yoosly generate fire?

Y'know, fer a hooman-lookin' dude, dat's pretty fraggin' cool.

[LUCKY PYROMANIAC]

[3rd_degree]

Depends on what an organic is... or a fire bender for that matter. [Scratches his head.]

You don't look like a normie, so I suppose I could tell you what I am. Actually, I have no idea what you are. I'm a fire elemental!

Oh, so you don't think anyone will be mad?

[3rd_degree]

Well hey there, little lady!

[Oh right, normal people aren't usually on fire. Whoops.]

Uh- I mean. AH! OH NO! I'M BURNING! [He flings himself to the ground and rolls around.]

[3rd_degree]

Haha, you really think I look like a normie?

But, yeah. That's kind of my thing. It's better than cool- it's smokin'.

[treacherous_widow]

How.. are you on fire like that?

[sariexmachina]

...uh...hi?

So are you burning or not?

[She presses close to the screen, morbidly curious.]

...It doesn't look like your head is melting off.

[raceme]

A or-ga-nic is a carbon- based creature and usually kind of soft in comparison to my people WE are cybertronians. AND a firebender is someone who can control fire.

Normie? It's the first time _{I meet a} fire elemental it's really nice to meet you sir.

No I don't think so _plus it was accidental right?

[3rd_degree]

Huh. So Cybertronians are some kind of metal men? Neat!

A normie is a regular old human. Not a monster, like me. I'm sorta...supposed to keep that on the low down. Our people don't usually get along, you know?

Well, yeah. I don't have any reason to burn a buncha trash.

[3rd_degree]

[Heath stops rolling and sort of lies there, looking embarrassed.]

....Okay, uh. Can you....keep a secret?

[3rd_degree]

Oh, its easy! I'm a fire elemental- so it sorta comes natural.

Heeeey... you're a girl, aren't you?

[raceme]

Autonomous robotic organisms yes. [Oh you are probably the first person he meets that find that neat rather than weird.]

You are <sub>the first monster I ever meet I THINK It's cool. [Coll is the slang humans use, right? right.]

I doubt it offended you or anything.</sub>

[sariexmachina]

[Sari giggles, awed and even a little relieved he isn't actually burning, and leans in eagerly.]

Oh yeah! Totally can.

[Mostly.

Sometimes.

...When she wants to.]

[3rd_degree]

[He glances left and right before looking back at the camera to respond.]

I'm a fire elemental. Please don't tell any of your Normie friends, okay?

[3rd_degree]

I am pretty cool. But mostly hot. Yeah. [Anyhow.]

Sooo... are there any robot ladies here?

[raceme]

Heh I can tell.

There were a lot in my universe...here not so many IN FACT they seem to be a rare thing in certain universes.

[treacherous_widow]

Uh, Right.

Yeah, what about it.

[Video]

[youdiedagain]

[Who are you, Heath. You look like his illegitimate child with a lamp-NO DON'T THINK THAT.]

Does that happen often?

[sariexmachina]

A...fire elemental?

[Wut. She looks puzzled for a moment, before slowly catching on.]

Isn't that some kinda video game thing? Fire doesn't hurt you at all? Can you make things fooosh?

[Sari flings her arms up, miming rising flames.]

...And what's a 'normie'?