[Junk pile] Fires started = 1

[3rd_degree]

[Those of you checking the link will notice a very embarrassed looking humanoid who's hair appears to be on fire.]

....Uh. Okay. Before anybody gets really mad, I just want to say...

[Actually a lot of the junk near him is on fire too.]

-It was an accident! I mean, who leaves this much flammable material just lying around?

[FOOSH!]

Anybody got a fire extinguisher?

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[3rd_degree]

[Heath stops rolling and sort of lies there, looking embarrassed.]

....Okay, uh. Can you....keep a secret?

[sariexmachina]

[Sari giggles, awed and even a little relieved he isn't actually burning, and leans in eagerly.]

Oh yeah! Totally can.

[Mostly.

Sometimes.

...When she wants to.]

[3rd_degree]

[He glances left and right before looking back at the camera to respond.]

I'm a fire elemental. Please don't tell any of your Normie friends, okay?

[sariexmachina]

A...fire elemental?

[Wut. She looks puzzled for a moment, before slowly catching on.]

Isn't that some kinda video game thing? Fire doesn't hurt you at all? Can you make things fooosh?

[Sari flings her arms up, miming rising flames.]

...And what's a 'normie'?