01 [video • prima's temple]

[heatsink]

...Riiight. Pretty amazing what they can do with sims these days.

[There's a vaguely bird-like alien on the feed, looking just slightly amused at the story he was just fed by one of the Acolytes. Was he really supposed to believe that? That questioning, raised brow plate says otherwise.]

Not really my thing though. I might know a friend who would be interested.

[So someone please point him to the exit port out of here. He really has other things to get back to, dealing with VR ads is not something he wants to be sitting in at the moment.]

((ooc: Feel free to poke this space raptor at Prima's temple))

Comments

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Fraggin' brass bearin's, what the Pit are you? [he tilts his head] Y'look like some weird mutation of Earth animals. Kinda creepy.

[video]

[heatsink]

[Aw come on, don't the ugly turian jokes ever get old for you guys?]

I'm not that bad, I'm sure I could attract a few krogan females with my dashing looks.

But no, I'm not from Earth.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

[No! Because Frenzy still has to withstand people mocking his height!]

Krogan? Da Pit is a krogan? Kinna sounds like somethin' ugly...

Nah, guess ya wouldn't be. Dinnit see none of you's. Jus' things that LOOKED like you.

[video]

[heatsink]

[Well, Frenzy won't be getting any height jokes from Garrus.]

Understandable, considering it's the human home planet. Not a lot of turians visit there.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Eh, Earth is pretty slaggin' boring, t'be honest.

Yer people ever try an' rob it of its resources then maybe kill off the hoomans an' overthrow the planet?

'Cause yeah. [happy sigh] Those were good times.

[video]

[heatsink]

Nah. We exchanged a few gunshots with humans on some colony worlds a long time ago, then made up. It's gotten better since then.

[Oh this is the best part.]

Even made a little state-of-the-art stealth ship together.

[Aren't tales of friendship great?]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Stealth ship, you say? [Oooo, he likes that.]

What were the weapons like on dat spyship?

[video]

[heatsink]

I'm not sure the Alliance would appreciate me handing out the weapon specs of their most advanced ship.

[He's doing that on purpose, the asshole.]

We did recently install a big, juicy cannon.

[On the Cerberus ship that replaced it. But he doesn't need to dish out the details.]