[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

[songofmypeople]

 [The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.] 

I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message:  This is the DJD.  

For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant. 

[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.] 

Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency. 

[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.] 

And, Pharma, I would like a word.

To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.  

[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.] 


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[songofmypeople]

A case by case basis, I assure you.

I'll be the judge of that. There always exists the possibility we could work something out between us.

[treacherous_widow]

I'm going to hold you to that.

Is there? I think I would love to work out some sort of an arrangement with someone as imposingly handsome as you.

[songofmypeople]

Whatever you'd like.


[...
WELP. HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE MOMENT WHERE TARN, SORT OF JUST, EXISTS WITHOUT ANY EXPRESSION BY NATURE OF HAVING NO REAL FACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE LIKE, SOME SORT OF BUGGY, LITTLE, YELLOW ARCEE.
WHY?

Oh. Wait. He sees what you did there. You bitch.]

I assure you there's more to me that just my good looks.

[treacherous_widow]

[Smirk. Nice look there big bot. Keep wearing it and she might never let up on the compliments.]

I'm glad to hear it. That will make our future interactions all that more fun.

[songofmypeople]

[Keep that up and you might find yourself in pretty little pieces]

Provided your skills are worth my attention. If not, I'm afraid our interactions will be brief.

[treacherous_widow]

[It's not like that hasn't happened before.]

Well then, how about a poison that acts as a paralyzing agent for bots and infiltration skills only someone this good looking could pull off.

Of course, a hint of mechanical know how helps as well if you catch my drift.

[songofmypeople]

[She's got experience then.]

That is a somewhat impressive skill-set. It's the former that I'm most interested in. Tell me more about this paralyzing agent of yours.

[And you leave all those drifts alone.]

[treacherous_widow]

[When you're stuck in a war, getting blown up is all too common. So is having to pull yourself back together.]

I figured that might get your attention. It's called cyber venom and only I can produce it. It's one of the perks of my beast mode.

[songofmypeople]

How do you produce it? Can it be stored for later use?

[Beast mode? Ew.
Man, he can't even say that, his buddies are kitchen supplies and a gun.
Never mind.
Still, this couldn't possibly get any more cootie-vibey.]

[treacherous_widow]

[Get grossed out all you want. It was either get a beast mode or deal with Energon build up on a primitive planet with no way off.

The same way any spider does. In their body. I might be able to store it easily enough. If I have the right containment unit.

sob

[songofmypeople]

[The future sounds like it SUCKS. That said

He's got a pretty good grasp of internal/external anatomy given how often he's taking people apart on the job. Don't tempt him to crack her open to get at the goods.]

We should work on that. It could prove an entertaining education experiment.

Re: sob

[treacherous_widow]

[...You have no idea.

Now lets avoid getting a look under her plating. Sorry to say that despite how handsome you look, you're not exactly her type.]

We just might sometime.

[songofmypeople]

I'll be in contact.

[treacherous_widow]

I'll be around.

[She ends the feed at that.]