re_alignment | [video]

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✘ tf: idw | whirl

[video]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!

[The other helm.]

He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again? [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

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You're just jealous.

You tear them apart yourself?

[And now he will droop.]

No. [SO DISAPPOINTING!!]

They got blown up by Fistytron or whoever.

Oh...

[No dropping Whril! You make his wings drop, he didn't mean to make you feel disappointed.]

I'm sure you'd have done a better job than him.

Well yeah. Incendiaries have no respect for seams lines. All just ballistic expansion and stuff.

[SIGH. This place is no fun.]

...Could always try showing them how it's done?

Yeah they kinda frown on slag like that.

[Autobots you are no fun.]

Too bad.

[He really doesn't understand how you're an Autobot and not a Decepticon.]

You'd probably be amazing at it.

Yeah, tell me about it.

[Probably nobody else does, either, Dead End: you're in good company.]

Scratch the probably.

Right, sorry.

Not dying of boredom anymore?

Not your fault they like to get all prissy about rules. Like you're supposed to kill and slag, but Primus forbid you actually, you know, enjoy it.

Not in jail any more. [There is a direct connection!]

You ever been in jail? [If not, Whirl will give you the Sparknotes: it sucks!]

Autobots make no sense.

... No, never been in jail. I'd have starved to death if I had been.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Not that Decepticons are much better.

[Whirl almost did!]

Eh, I'd bring you stuff.

No, probably not.

...

[Whirl you are the sweetest.]

Thanks. Not sure they'd let you pass with the kind of stuff I eat though.

Not probably.

[Decepticons suck. Except maybe Dead End.]

'Let'. That's a funny word. [You're a comedian! You see, it's funny because nobody tells Whirl what to do.]

Right...

[The sweetest.]

I wouldn't want you getting in trouble because of me.

[SNORT]

Only trouble if I get caught.

Not that I'm doubting your amazingness, but don't they keep watch of those in jail? How wouldn't you get caught?

Right. Like I'm gonna spill my secrets.

[..which he has yet to make up. He's sort of an improviser type, himself.]

I guess that's a good idea. Make sure no one knows, if it ever happens.

[Which will really only happen if he's lucky enough to get jail time before he dies.]

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