[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

Comments

[dinnerdate]

[Slow clapping. Nice show there.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're just jealous.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Wrex barely came to terms with the number of synthetics on this planet but now there's a fucking geth doing a puppet show. This world exists just to sap his sanity. He shouldn't even be talking to it, but nope he's going to anyway.]

Looks like the geth really screwed up with you...

[video]

[dinnerdate]

You tear them apart yourself?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? No way. I wrote all this awesome dialogue myself.

[Is he deliberately misunderstanding you or not? WHO KNOWS?!?!]

[youdiedagain]

[Nice puppet show, Whirl. He honestly can't help but enjoy your little antics. You're so much like Ray.]

You'll have to be more specific than just 'purple goon'.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

I'd punch your lens out, but I think it'd just be punching a broken gun.

[Video] so...they're off to a great start! XD

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You'd also have to be like...you know...in range and stuff.

[Allow him to step back and show his awesome chest guns.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Your life really must suck if Whirl makes you nostalgic.]

You know, the fanboy Mr Voice DJD guy.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[And now he will droop.]

No. [SO DISAPPOINTING!!]

They got blown up by Fistytron or whoever.

[Video] he's such a social dynamo!

[wrex_it_krogan]

[He just snorts.]

Heh, nice guns. Remember when the Mako ran over you guys. Like rocks coming down.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

Oh...

[No dropping Whril! You make his wings drop, he didn't mean to make you feel disappointed.]

I'm sure you'd have done a better job than him.

[youdiedagain]

[More like his death must really suck amirite]

Can't say I've 'heard' of him.

[Haha Sissel you're so funny cept no you're not.]

[Video] Are you checking out his guns?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You guys? Hey, no way. Whirl is one of a kind.

[thank primus]

Me? I remember when...yeah you're too ugly to remember, sorry.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Whirl, when's the last time you had a conversation with Rung?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Touche!]

[Whirl thinks you're hilarious.]

Big blah blah scary guy can apparently talk you to death.

Oh wait. He's purple, so don't say Ultra Magnus.

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

.............why?

[Ambules you are no fun.]

[Video] He's not that kind of krogan

[wrex_it_krogan]

Never met a geth like you before.

Certainly never had one judge krogans like a pageant.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well yeah. Incendiaries have no respect for seams lines. All just ballistic expansion and stuff.

[SIGH. This place is no fun.]

[Video] I don't think *anyone* is, really.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Cause I'm not a geff.

[DUH.]

Yeah, well there's a reason for that. You'd probably all come in last.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

...Could always try showing them how it's done?

[Video] No one can handle whirl

[wrex_it_krogan]

...real close to a geth.

Try telling that to the krogan ladies.

[Video]

[rungout]

.........................Whirl.

[Audio][Locked]

[organ_pharming]

Why haven't they arrested you yet? Or is playing with body parts somehow less of an offense these days?

[Video] His milkshake brings all the boys..running away

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You sure?

[SUDDENLY Acolyte face.] Is it my love of puppetry?

...the females of your kind blind or something?