[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

Comments

[dinnerdate]

[Slow clapping. Nice show there.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're just jealous.

[video]

[dinnerdate]

You tear them apart yourself?

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Wrex barely came to terms with the number of synthetics on this planet but now there's a fucking geth doing a puppet show. This world exists just to sap his sanity. He shouldn't even be talking to it, but nope he's going to anyway.]

Looks like the geth really screwed up with you...

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? No way. I wrote all this awesome dialogue myself.

[Is he deliberately misunderstanding you or not? WHO KNOWS?!?!]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

I'd punch your lens out, but I think it'd just be punching a broken gun.

[youdiedagain]

[Nice puppet show, Whirl. He honestly can't help but enjoy your little antics. You're so much like Ray.]

You'll have to be more specific than just 'purple goon'.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Your life really must suck if Whirl makes you nostalgic.]

You know, the fanboy Mr Voice DJD guy.

[youdiedagain]

[More like his death must really suck amirite]

Can't say I've 'heard' of him.

[Haha Sissel you're so funny cept no you're not.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Whirl, when's the last time you had a conversation with Rung?

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

.............why?

[Ambules you are no fun.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Oho, he knows your tricks.]

You know, you have real, living friends. You don't need corpses.

[Video]

[rungout]

.........................Whirl.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What?! It's not like I killed them, for frag's sake.

[Video]

[rungout]

[The therapist sighs, reaching up to rub his forehead.[

That's not the point, Whirl.

[Audio][Locked]

[organ_pharming]

Why haven't they arrested you yet? Or is playing with body parts somehow less of an offense these days?

[Audio][Locked]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

For what? I'm not the one who like killed First Aid and all that.

[OH He has been appointed as your guard. Enjoy the snark while he's on break!]

Anything's less offensive than your face.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

...this isn't really a great way to respect the dead.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Blink.]

...what's your point?

[text]

[rednotbluethx]

nice colection u got there. might have 2 steal it.

[Oh, sure he can write better, but that doesn't mean he has to.]

Not here at all

[songofmypeople]

[But somewhere, Tarn just winced. That was really painfully, mate.]

[text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[After a moment, a text back]

ur welcome 2 try, fren-Z.

[He will also attach a .gif of a cat trying to jump onto a ledge and missing. HINT.]

Not here. Yet.

[songofmypeople]

[It's hard to ignore this video when it crops up on the network.
It's so offensively ... lowbrow.


But it is hard to ignore.
Like a triplechanger train wreck.]

[comment not here]

[warborn]

[...but Whirl

this is why you have no friends]

[comment not here]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He has friends. Look. They're right here for his puppet show.]