[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

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[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Wrex barely came to terms with the number of synthetics on this planet but now there's a fucking geth doing a puppet show. This world exists just to sap his sanity. He shouldn't even be talking to it, but nope he's going to anyway.]

Looks like the geth really screwed up with you...

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? No way. I wrote all this awesome dialogue myself.

[Is he deliberately misunderstanding you or not? WHO KNOWS?!?!]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

I'd punch your lens out, but I think it'd just be punching a broken gun.

[Video] so...they're off to a great start! XD

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You'd also have to be like...you know...in range and stuff.

[Allow him to step back and show his awesome chest guns.]

[Video] he's such a social dynamo!

[wrex_it_krogan]

[He just snorts.]

Heh, nice guns. Remember when the Mako ran over you guys. Like rocks coming down.

[Video] Are you checking out his guns?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You guys? Hey, no way. Whirl is one of a kind.

[thank primus]

Me? I remember when...yeah you're too ugly to remember, sorry.

[Video] He's not that kind of krogan

[wrex_it_krogan]

Never met a geth like you before.

Certainly never had one judge krogans like a pageant.

[Video] I don't think *anyone* is, really.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Cause I'm not a geff.

[DUH.]

Yeah, well there's a reason for that. You'd probably all come in last.

[Video] No one can handle whirl

[wrex_it_krogan]

...real close to a geth.

Try telling that to the krogan ladies.

[Video] His milkshake brings all the boys..running away

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You sure?

[SUDDENLY Acolyte face.] Is it my love of puppetry?

...the females of your kind blind or something?

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Must be your giant lamp face.

they just aren't made of wires.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? This face? [Have a lens full of face.]

Well if they're gross bladders of endoskeletal ick like you? Thanks but no thanks.

They probably have tentacles. [Like that hentai he found. ]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Guess I was talking about another face.

[Sarcasm ahoy.]

If you want that, go talk to the asari.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. I guess you were. [Said in his best bully fashion as though he's made the other one back down. ]

[It's a lovely fantasy life Whirl has. Shhhhhhh.]

Yeah, uh, no. Not a fan of tentacles. [Been there, had that done to him.]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Haha don't encourage him, Whirl.]

You look like a tentacle guy to me.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Then something's seriously wrong with your vision.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Says the synthetic with the one eye.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah exactly. Not one of those--whatevers with all that stupid binocular vision.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Because being a light bulb has a lot more value.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

No, being badaft has a lot more value. [Preen]