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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Your life really must suck if Whirl makes you nostalgic.]

You know, the fanboy Mr Voice DJD guy.

[youdiedagain]

[More like his death must really suck amirite]

Can't say I've 'heard' of him.

[Haha Sissel you're so funny cept no you're not.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Touche!]

[Whirl thinks you're hilarious.]

Big blah blah scary guy can apparently talk you to death.

Oh wait. He's purple, so don't say Ultra Magnus.

Still not here-ish

[songofmypeople]

[Ever harder to ignore now.
Keep talking, mate.

He's listening.
And now he's reading the rest of all this.]

[youdiedagain]

You'll have to introduce me sometime.

[Talk to death, huh? Interesting. He'd like to test that.]

Friend of yours?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Honestly? Kinda think you get in enough trouble on your own, missileknees. [Whirl thinks you're trying to set a record for 'most blown up'. ]

No, my friends don't suck.

[youdiedagain]

[That gets a little smile out of him.]

I don't mean to. It finds me.


Oh? And who're your friends?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Lucky bastard. [He may sound a bit jealous.]

[Uhhhh, right now, Whirl finds himself a little short on friends.]

Cool people. So cool you've never heard of them.

[youdiedagain]

I'd invite you to join in, but you're probably too busy.

[He can't imagine why, you're so charismatic, Whirl!]

Really now.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. [He'll hold up his Acolyte helm.] Me. Totally busy with my new friends.

Really. [It sounds like you don't believe him!]

[youdiedagain]

I'd hate to tear you away from that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Why...[Sudden suspicious look. It's Whirl. He gets paranoid.]

You got something going on?

[youdiedagain]

Nothing of real importance. Like you said, I'm always getting into trouble.

Not anything you'd want to meddle with.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...why wouldn't I?

[If you are trying to get him uninterested, you are doing it wrong.]

[youdiedagain]

[He wants to spend time with you, silly lamp!]

I need to test something in the junkpile.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Well, doesn't everyone?]

....yeah? Like what?

[He'd be nosy, but you know, no nose.]

[youdiedagain]

Nothing important, just a little magic trick.

[But you wouldn't be interested in that stuff, would you, Whirl.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[You are such a tease.]

Magic trick.

[He's totally not interested. Nope. Couldn't care less. Not at all.]

[youdiedagain]

[He knows how to play the game, is all.]

Nothing special. Only thing is, it's a pretty long walk there.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Sissel is reeling him in like a big stupid fish.]

Pffff. Only losers walk. [Thumbpoint. Well, you know.] I fly.

[youdiedagain]

[What can he say? He has a way with lamps.]

You don't say.

Well, how about a deal, then?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He clearly hangs around with the wrong people.]

I do say.

...I could be convinced.

[youdiedagain]

[Well, what's the worst that can happen? He'll die?]

I was hoping for that.

If you take me, I'll show you my magic tricks.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He narrows his optic.]

That it? What's the catch? You're not gonna like...magic my face off or something, are you?

songofmypeople: (La) Still not here because his delicate sensibilities have been offended + herpderp

[songofmypeople]

[but wow R U D E
You don't even KNOW him
DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM LIKE YOU DO
Under the mask (the metaphorical one, not the literal one) he could very well be a super decent gent.
Under the literal one he's an ass though.
so no peeking]