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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

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[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Oho, he knows your tricks.]

You know, you have real, living friends. You don't need corpses.

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Everyone needs corpses.


They don't borrow your money, steal your stuff, or complain if you throw them in front of you in combat. [Sn-sniff--some of his best friends are corpses!]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Real friends tend not to borrow your money or steal your stuff. I fear, though, you may be right on throwing them in front of you during combat.

I just hope they don't have conversations with you. You know, the type where they talk back. [Because then you might need to uh yeah.]

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, right. If you say so. [Because Whirl does all of those to his friends.]

Why? You jealous they say nice things to me? [UNLIKE you?]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Why would I be jealous...?

No, nevermind.

And, come now. I've been reasonably nice to you. [Sometimes he wonders WHY but hey.]

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Why wouldn't you be?

[The refined logic of a 9 year old!]

Eh. Been better than most mechs. [This is true.] But hey I rescued you from that car.[Snerk]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[If only you could hear the sound of someone putting their face in their hands and shaking their head.] Yes. [But you can tell his voice is muffled] Yes, you did. You're not going to let me live that down, are you? I suppose not.

[audio]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Obviously.]

What? Kinda fun, wasn't it? [Well, from his perspective.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

No. No, actually, it wasn't.

But I will always be grateful for your valiant chivalry [haha remember THAT] at the time.