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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

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[organ_pharming]

And I'm only allegedly the one who did. [He's not sure how convinced everyone is of his guilt. And if they have solid evidence.]

Besides- he came back. [Mystifying and most frustrating. If he'd known the little fragger was just going to come back he wouldn't have risked something so desperate.]

At least I have one.

[Audio][Locked] once again they are both about 12years old

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know, I used to be a cop. Guess how much 'allegedly' means to me.

[GO ON GUESS. He could use a laugh.]

Yeah? All that means is you're incompetent. Go you.

All your face is is a bigger target for my fist. [Oh guarding you is gonna be a real treat. ]

Re: [Audio][Locked] the maturest of bots

[organ_pharming]

I can guess what kind of cop you were then. [It's sad when autobots act like decepticons- there's no excuse, really.]

I am far from incompetent! I'm one of the highest ranking surgeons on Cybertron!

[Dead pan expression] You don't have a fist either.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

I did all right. [Until that goody goody Springarm.]

Yeah? What kind of surgeon can't kill a patient, huh?

[Oh. You had to go there, huh?]

[Give him a minute to rummage on the ground, before he holds up one of the Acolyte's hands. It's a bit charred and heat-warped, but a hand.] Yeah I do.

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[organ_pharming]

Killing is hardly what being a doctor is about. [...And he's aware of the hypocrisy, but he's going to pretend it doesn't apply.]

[Unimpressed frown.] Hilarious.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

You keep telling yourself that. You fix something, you gotta have an idea how it got broke.

[He will huff, because you cannot possibly out-hypocrisy Whirl.]

Course it is. [He will shape the hand into a rude gesture.]