vandalization: (Unmasked - Waiting to die)
Karrie (Vandal) Norton ([personal profile] vandalization) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-12-21 01:22 pm

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[ Well look who it is, transmitting directly from her sickbed. She has a nice wrap of bandages around her head, covering what would have been her right eye. She frowns at the camera, at least she's looking more alert and rested. ]

Okay, motherfuckers. If my calendar is correct, it's only a few days 'till Christmas.

I know a couple of us humans and even some bots are helping decorate and that's fucking awesome but we need some damn festivities.

I need some volunteers for caroling. Obviously I'm not going to be able to go running around so you guys have to be willing to come to me so I can teach you some songs.

Drift, Wing, Perceptor. I expect you three to do it. If you don't I'll be pissed. Soundwave, I don't really imagine I have to threaten you to participate. Anyone else is welcome and encouraged.

[ Somebody's trying very hard to look and sound like everything is fine. Stiff upper lip. ]

Hey, Firstforged? I want some snow. Never really seen it up close and personal, but you can't convince me one of you can't whip up some industrial-sized snow-maker device. I believe in you.

I hope you all have been good while I was gone. Santa Claus is coming and all of that good stuff.
perfavore: (Oh no you didn't)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-25 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha~ I am afraid my accent...ah...would not mesh?
perfavore: (WTF)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-27 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Is it...?

{That sounds like a weird tradition. But..]

If you wish it, signorina~
perfavore: (Bene.)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-27 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[If it'll make Vandal feel better? Of course. He'll do anything for the ladies.]

Ahaha, it cannot be any more embarrassing than being six inches tall.
perfavore: (He's in a bad mood.)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-28 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
...The...ah...Pages.

They turned me minuscule.
perfavore: (SERWIOUS?)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-31 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[You can almost hear the 'patapata' of his wings flutter, almost in embarrassment.]

So I've heard.

Barricade exploited it.
perfavore: (dio mio...)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-31 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You probably shouldn't.

[Or you could ask Barricade. He might reveal some nice head rubbing spots.]
perfavore: (bitch I'm fab)

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[personal profile] perfavore 2012-12-31 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He really appreciates it.]

You take care of yourself, signorina.

You wouldn't want us to worry.