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[vandalization]

[ Well look who it is, transmitting directly from her sickbed. She has a nice wrap of bandages around her head, covering what would have been her right eye. She frowns at the camera, at least she's looking more alert and rested. ]

Okay, motherfuckers. If my calendar is correct, it's only a few days 'till Christmas.

I know a couple of us humans and even some bots are helping decorate and that's fucking awesome but we need some damn festivities.

I need some volunteers for caroling. Obviously I'm not going to be able to go running around so you guys have to be willing to come to me so I can teach you some songs.

Drift, Wing, Perceptor. I expect you three to do it. If you don't I'll be pissed. Soundwave, I don't really imagine I have to threaten you to participate. Anyone else is welcome and encouraged.

[ Somebody's trying very hard to look and sound like everything is fine. Stiff upper lip. ]

Hey, Firstforged? I want some snow. Never really seen it up close and personal, but you can't convince me one of you can't whip up some industrial-sized snow-maker device. I believe in you.

I hope you all have been good while I was gone. Santa Claus is coming and all of that good stuff.

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[inferiordude]

Awww yeah, I will rock out all the fraggin' carols!

I think I got some Christmas stuff in my database. I'll sort 'em all out and get us goin'.

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[thxforthememories]

Do you want me to carry you? So that you can go with them?

[dinnerdate]

What's Santa Claus? Is it certain doom?

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[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out stares at the scene for a bit before to reply, studying her.] You are one bossy human, ordering mechs around like that. [If he consider that good or bad it's not clear.]

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'm still not entirely sure what to make of this holiday, but... snow? Hmm. I think I could live without that, to be honest.

[lifepersists]

I'm not sure I'm fully understanding the meaning of this celebration.

[ This Santa Claus sounds... ominous. ]

What's this Santa Claus going to do when he arrives?

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[percept]

Ah... 'Caroling?'

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

Getting all into the Christmas spirit, aren't you? Sounds like it could be fun though.

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[ibakedasouffle]

[Have a cheery looking Oswin, the projection of the young woman bouncing on her toes a bit.]

Oh that all sounds splendid! I was an event planner for a ship I worked on before I got here so I could help with whatever you need!

Not sure how great I'd be at caroling but I could help with anything else~

[Because Daleks aren't really known for their great singing voices.]

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[wrex_it_krogan]

So Santa's your god, right?

[One thing Wrex lacks here is tact.]

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Have a confused-looking Seeker. Yeah, never mind how long he spent on Earth, Decepticons don't bother learning the silly traditions of the planet they're going to conquer! Actually, he DOES know at least some, watching TV was sometimes the ONLY fragging thing to do when you're stuck at the bottom of the ocean between missions but SHHHHHS he's not about to admit it!]

The frag are you going on about?

[video] apologies for lateness.

[sword_redemption]

So.

Uh. You want me to transport you around for this caroling thing. Right?

[Because you sure don't expect him to, uh, sing?]

[video] late 5ever ): /phonetagging yyyyyyyyyeeaaaaa

[heatsink]

[Garrus didn't really know Vandal, and his involvement was indirect, but he couldn't help but be happy to see her bounce back so quickly. When you're usually expecting things to end shittily, it's nice to get some good news.]

Singing robots? I would pay to see that one.

[If the Haven had currency.]

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[littlecrowgirl]

Ah! You really think you can get them to sing?

[That's just...that would make her day.]

You know we have to record it right?


[But she pauses at the last part of that broadcast.]

You know, I've never seen snow either.

[Video] Wow I can english

[wheeljackofalltrades]

'Caroling'.

It better be more enticin' than it sounds, Vandal.

[Boy are you in for a surprise, Jackie.]

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[perfavore]

[Mirage has been MIA for awhile, but he's heard what happened to you, Vandal, and boy is he glad to hear you back to normalcy.]

You seem to be in high spirits, signorina.

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[neverputincharge]

What's caroling?

[Probably three plus years on Earth, and he never learned about Christmas till he got here. It's sad really.]

[winged_knight]

Doesn't 'volunteer' mean participation is optional? [He's peering at you a little comically right now.]

Well I like anything that involves music usually, but what's caroling? [He assumes it doesn't involve doing things to a woman named Carol.]