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[aerospacecommander]

I need a list of human consumables. Preferably whatever they are made out of as well.

[Private to Jetfire]
I need you to come up with a way to synthesize organic foods. If I do it, I'm poisoning them all.

[Agree to something nice. Make Jetfire do it. Best plan.]

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

Oh come on, do you want a date or not?

[Because he'd so make Thundercracker take you out on a date.]

[vandalization]

[ Sigh. ]

No. I have-

I'm particular.

[aerospacecommander]

...

Uh huh. So what is your 'type' then?

[vandalization]

Pointy or well-armed. Sometimes both.

[aerospacecommander]

Pointy and well-armed huh ...

I know someone. He's purple and pointy.

Unfortunately only has one eye. But I assume you don't discriminate against that sort of thing.

[vandalization]

Nah. But I'm not much a fan of purple.

[aerospacecommander]

... Cliffjumper?

He's not that much bigger and probably won't completely crush your body if he accidentally trips and falls on you.

[vandalization]

Uh look that's nice and all but I'm kinda set on something else.

[aerospacecommander]

Fine. I was only trying to help.

[No, not really. He was trying to think up the worst Cybertronian's around (or at least the ones it'd annoy the most)]