[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

I need a list of human consumables. Preferably whatever they are made out of as well.

[Private to Jetfire]
I need you to come up with a way to synthesize organic foods. If I do it, I'm poisoning them all.

[Agree to something nice. Make Jetfire do it. Best plan.]

Comments

[Video]

[ibakedasouffle]

I have a bunch of recipes if you'd like them, handsome, though I'm not sure what you want with human food.

[Shes using a musing tone, tappin her chin a bit.]

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

You can just say that I am doing my part to help those in need. Whatever information you have would be appreciated.

[She earned herself some points just by calling him handsome.]

[Video]

[ibakedasouffle]

[Oswin grinned, propping her chin on her hand now.]

Well aren't you just a sweet thing, handsome? I'll send the information along shortly.

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Excellent. What name should I attach to this pretty face?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Baking holiday cookies for the fleshlings now, are we?

[Because, yeah, he just wanted to be an ass for a moment. Besides, he's been wanting go contact Starscream for some time but felt he needed a "reason".]

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Of course not. Who do I look like? Mother Teresa?

[He's going to make Jetfire do it instead.]

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Who? Not that it matters.]

So what else have you been up to? Besides locking your mate in his lab.

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Mate? What in the blazes are you talking about?

[Video] - private

[angleofscience]

If you agreed to do it, it would be rather contrary to poison them, wouldn't it?

[Jetfire shakes his helm, wondering why Starscream comes up with these things.]

I'm unsure we have the equipment, or the possibility to make the equipment needed, but we'd need to know the chemical make-up of the food we'd be synthesising. Carbon, of course, but that's obviously not all...

And no matter what, anyone used to the food would most probably be able to tell it's not "real", but it might be useful as a fallback...

[Rubbing his chin thoughtfully as he leaned back against the wall where he was, Jetfire thought it over. And Starscream probably didn't miss the use of "we" there. Yes, if he's doing this you're going to chip in, Starscream.]

[Video] - private

[aerospacecommander]

Yes well, I'm the evil bad guy and you're the nice good guy.

Therefore you're going to do it.

Also I'm working on getting a more definitive breakdown.

[Video] - private

[angleofscience]

And I suppose you don't feel like being a bit more complex than that characterisation would give at the moment?

[Crossing his arms, Jetfire can admit he'd simply like to get Starscream to help him to get to work with him for once. There hasn't been much of that, even now with... this, and the lack of hostility.

Even when he was thawed there wasn't really any of that, merely Starscream biding his time.]

No one's going to know if you're merely "supervising" or assisting, Starscream. But that's good, because that is going to be needed if there's going to be any place to start.

[Frowning, Jetfire looks down at the floor in front of his as he thinks.]

In an emergency, I suppose starting with getting finished goods from the junk would work, as the organics here have been using that.

[Video] - private

[aerospacecommander]

No, I rather like being the bad guy. I'll send you what information I can gather.

You can check the junk pile.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Nails, bugs, mud, fungus - I could go on an' on.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Rumble, shut up and go away.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Yer so ungrateful, 'cause you think I'm lyin'. You seen what they eat? How do ya know I ain't tellin' the truth? [smirk] Jus' one word: mushrooms.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Because you're an idiot. That's how I know.

[deadlydoctor]

Why do you want to know about those?

[aerospacecommander]

Lets just say I owe someone a favor.

And I prefer they owe me more favors in return.

[deadlydoctor]

I can understand the feeling.

If I give you the list I have, a pretty long one, wouldn't you owe ME a favor then?

[He will give you the list anyway, because it's not that much of a big deal but he wants to heard what you'll say.]

[im_wavin]

Oo! I think they nom lots of things with sugar in it!

[aerospacecommander]

Nom? Sugar?

[You weird him out white and blue Ravage guy.]

[im_wavin]

Yep! They noms it like we noms energon-goodies!

[Aw come on Screamer~ He's only being friendly]

[vandalization]

What do you mean like... what they are chemically composed of or...?

[aerospacecommander]

Ideally, yes.

But I have a feeling I won't be able to get much of that sort of information.

Chemical make up would make synthesizing foods much easier though.

[vandalization]

Yeah, I'm an engineer, not a chemist, unfortunately. But hey if you are gonna make food for us humans? I am behind that. I can give you a list of everything I could possibly think of.