AUDIO; PRIVATE CHANNEL

[percept]

[ Locked rather tightly to First Aid, later edited to include Vandal. ]

First Aid, do you have a moment? I need your assistance with a rather private matter.

[ Vandal. ]

[ A few minutes later, Vandal is added to the filter. ]

Ah... Karrie, can we speak?

Comments

[lifepersists]

It's okay, Vandal. I think it's wonderful! Having an active 'facing life is healthy.

For cybertronians.






He's just worried about your vagina.

[vandalization]

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[lifepersists]

I'm sure you'll be making a similar noise later! When you're alone together.

[ HAHA. He thinks he's so witty. ]

No need to be embarrassed. I just need to see your genitalia. I think it's best we're sure you're not going to have a reaction before you start sticking things in places.

[vandalization]

There are no words.

[lifepersists]

Good to know. I knew you'd be a good sport about this.

There's also the matter that I imagine Perceptor is fairly well endowed. Also the current. Do you have experience with electrical stimulation?

[vandalization]

AsfffeesssffffffffffmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!

[ She's moved into making incoherent sounds into her gloves. ]

NO?!

[lifepersists]

Ah, well. You should probably start with that then. I like to call the interface equipment of bigger mechs like him "Shock and Awe".

I'll also see about finding a lubricant that would work well. Do you have any allergies?

[vandalization]

So this is how I die. Of embarrassment. Ok. I was hoping for something more awesome but we can go with that.

[ She just shakes her head. ]

Only allergic to mango.

[lifepersists]

I have no idea what a mango is, so I think we're good!

I still think we should spot check some samples on your skin to see if you have a reaction. Now that would be an embarrassing death if you're not prepared.

[vandalization]

O-oh my god okay I'll give you the samples just stop saying words!