[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[vandalization]

You mean you've never seen a cat this cute? I know. He's stunning.

[ She hugs him, and he kind of lards out of her arms a bit. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhoowww!

[originaldragoon]

I suppose cute is one way to describe him.

I was not there were cats on this world.

[vandalization]

Yeah. I've never actually had a real pet besides a fish, so this is exciting.

Yeah, I didn't either, he must have come in through the junk pile or something.

[originaldragoon]

That would make sense. Quite a few things appear then, or so I have been told.

[vandalization]

Yeah. Poor guy probably was so scared.

[originaldragoon]

Probably. This place is quite strange after all.

[vandalization]

Yeah honestly this is the least surprising thing this week.

[originaldragoon]

Dare I ask what else happens here?

[vandalization]

Oh all sorts of crazy shit. Give it a week, you'll see.

[originaldragoon]

Lovely... I cannot wait...

[vandalization]

Enjoy.