[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[originaldragoon]

I must admit, I have not seen a cat like that before...

[vandalization]

You mean you've never seen a cat this cute? I know. He's stunning.

[ She hugs him, and he kind of lards out of her arms a bit. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhoowww!

[deadlydoctor]

He's 3 klicks to gouge out your eyes out, I hope you realize this.

[DID YOU MISS DOCTOR SMARTYPANTS, VANDAL? I know you did.]

[vandalization]

Nahhhh, he's just a big ball of love, see?

[ There is no love in those eyes. ]

[video] oh god i am so sorry for this.

[game_over_man]

....there's a pussy joke in here somewhere.

[video] in b4 all three roboboyfriends...

[vandalization]

Aww did it take you all day to come up with that? Cute.

[Video]

[raceme]

Oh it's really cute!

I think he had a bit too much to eat, though. [Blurr waves at the pissed off kitty.] Hikittyhiii!

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ She laughs and lift's Magnus' paw, making him wave back at the feed. ]

Yeah I need to put him on a diet but he's just soooo cuuuute!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

OH GOSH A KITTY HI KITTY HI!! HI!

Who's a fatty? YOU ARE! Fatty McFatterson! Meow! Meow!!

[That crow she captured hops up onto her shoulder, wanting a look at it too. My goodness you are a fat cat.]

Can I come see him?

[Video]

[vandalization]

Sure! And you can play with Justice too since I can't seem to get rid of him.

video;

[thxforthememories]

[Meanwhile, the bird-bot just looks... alarmed.]

It... looks like it wants to rip your face apart...

video;

[vandalization]

But he hasn't. See that's love.

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[pendragon]

How in the world did you find that cat? Or did it find you?

[ Amused Saber is amused. ]

( video )

[vandalization]

Ran into the medbay chased by Magnus' turbofox...

[ She motions to the roughly pony-sized metal fox bouncing around playfully behind her. ]

[Video]

[im_wavin]

Nyan nyan nya!

[Playful Ravage is playful]

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ The cat looks unamused. ]

Awww are you gonna be kitty-friends?

Haven't ever seen you before.

[ Sorry she's been a little out of it lately. ]

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

...There's no way that's a cat.

[She's seen cats before, that is a mutant.

Or at least a very unhealthy feline. Someone put it out of its misery, it's clearly in distress.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ There are so few feminine cybertronians, Vandal does a double-take but smiles wider. ]

He's a cat.

He just needs a diet.

Don't you mister buttbutt?

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

Man that cat looks like it could take on Megatron all by itself.

[He can't help the grin, the car just far too amusing looking.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

Yeah, he's a big Tom alright. But he's just too cute. I bet he was a mouser in his day.

[ She gives Magnus another squeeze, earning a muffled meow. ]

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[arnhaid]

I saw a drone made that kind of sound once. Ended up having to take it out back and shoot it.

... Probably should get that thing checked out, before you start gettin' attached. 'Case it's got the same problem or somethin'.

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[vandalization]

Uh- fucking fuck!

No. I think it'll be fine.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

....Is it supposed to...ooze?

[He doesn't know what a cat is, but that looks unhealthy.]

...Magnus is missing?

[Shiiiiit.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

Yeah it's a cat thing I think.

[ Pause. ]

Well I wouldn't say missing, but the fox sure is here.

[Video]

[rungout]

Is Magnus not at his office?

[That's odd, though potentially not a bad thing. It would be good for the other to get out a bit more.

Still..

The therapist is momentarily distracted by the cat, staring for a second before a questioning look flickers across his face.]

..Are you sure that creature is safe...?

[Video]

[vandalization]

I wouldn't know. But Justice showed up out of fucking nowhere chasing the cat so. Yeah.

What? The cat? Yeah I mean. He's just a cat.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

... Is that a Persian? [HE REMEMBERS]

[audio]

[vandalization]

Um. Maybe?

Looks more like a Russian Blue or something. Persians are the ones with squished faces.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[He takes a moment to stare at that fox what the Hell but then looks at the cat and just how GRUMPY AND BITCHY it is and just...]

I don't know about everyone else, but I like him.

[video]

[vandalization]

Yeah? I kinda do too. He suits me well. Everyone else was getting pets and shit, so hey. Maybe he was meant for me or something.

Kinda weird that he has a glyph though.

[Video] between post and comments OMG I'M DYING laughing so hard XD;;;

[notyourblueangel]

[Stare . . . stare some more . . . ]

Patty...

[lolwut? Also, why does he get the feeling it reminds him of someone?]

[Video] <33333

[vandalization]

It's a work in progress.

People always name their pets crazy shit.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[She's trying so hard not to laugh, but holy crap that cat. She can't quite keep all of her giggling stifled.]

That is the biggest cat I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Considering all the cats she's ever seen have been mechanical, that's not exactly saying much.]