[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[vandalization]

Nahhhh, he's just a big ball of love, see?

[ There is no love in those eyes. ]

[deadlydoctor]

I can tell, specially the BIG part. Where did you fin such fatty cat? I thought those didn't exist here.

[There might be a lot of anger rising, though.]

[vandalization]

He probably fell in through the junk pile. Then Justice must have chased him all the way here.

Didn't know something so round could move so fast...

[deadlydoctor]

I bet he bounced when he touched the floor. Like an angry bird. Justice?

People can do amazing things when they're running for their lives.