[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[Video]

[vandalization]

Sure! And you can play with Justice too since I can't seem to get rid of him.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Oh gosh, that big fox? I can play with him? Well I'm sold!

...

Oh! While I'm over there, I can show you my crow!

[And as if on cue, the bird caws in surprise. No...please don't make him come over there, Kay. There's a CAT.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

Well he seems pretty friendly. I guess Magnus wouldn't mind.

[ REALLY WHO CARES IF HE DID... ]

Oh you caught it finally?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

If anything, I'll teach him how to play before Ultra No-Fun-Allowed ruins it for him.

[An excited head nod.]

Yep! I've even named him!

[She shows off her shoulder to the camera, letting the bird take center stage.]

Say hello to Skydave!