[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

He looks pretty well fed, I don't think his life could have been that hard.

[But then again, what does she know about cats?]

Any way you can check and see if he has a glyph under all that fluff? There's a chance whoever owns him lives in the same temple.

[Video]

[vandalization]

Yeah. But hey, you never know.

Hmm... good idea. I'll have to check. I don't see anything obvious but anither look over can't hurt.

[Video]

[robotfightclub]

[Oh. That doesn't sound very good, actually.]

Yeah, better look it over. Now that I think about it, I thought anyone without one of those things went crazy?

[Or does it not apply to small animals? That doesn't seem very fair... Not that a crazed cat is anything to worry about, though. But hey, never know. That cat looks angry enough as it is, she'd hate to see how it could get any angrier.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ A moment later. ]

No no... I found it. He belongs to someone, apparently.