[Video]

[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

[video] /dying

[vandalization]

Y'know. I'm gonna stick to my boys.

I think you're probably better off dating people who don't mind the disgusting sexist remarks. Maybe your hand.

[video]

[game_over_man]

You mean the cat and the robodog?

Kinky.
It's okay. I can roll with kinky. [You cannot stop the Hudson.]

Hey, who's being sexist. I'm just telling a being stupid hotness she's stupidly hot.

[video]

[vandalization]

You genuinely are this stupid, aren't you?

[video]

[game_over_man]

You mean 'sexy', right? [Kissyface?]