[Video][Origin: Nexus Temple]

[kingofthetvworld]

[The network opens up to a very nice picture of what appears to be the face of some sort of stuffed animal pressed against the screen. It then pulls back, showing that this is an apparently disgruntled stuffed animal, and then smacks its face against the screen once more.

Rinse and repeat.]

Ngh..!

NGH..!

[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]

GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!

[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Aw great, are you telling me they saddled me up with some rookie? How em-bear-assing.

[He sighs.]

Listen up, pal, you really need to step up your game. This is the big time! C'mon, let's see a little enthusiasm.

[my_own_trope]

[Wall-eyed state: achieved]

I am no rookie! That would be you! You're the one trying to force that hideous visage of yours through the screen. What were you even trying to accomplish anyway?

[kingofthetvworld]

I, uh, heheh... panicked and thought it was a TV.

[Because that explains everything.]

Guess it's not.

...Oops.

[my_own_trope]

A Teevee? ........................................ Television?????

[Because not everyone could be Knock Out with his keen sense of human culture]

[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah!

...What? You don't know what a TV is? Are you sure you're my conscience?

[my_own_trope]

[They were still doing this? OKAY. FINE. LET'S DO THIS!]

Of course I know what a television is! I simply find it unattractive how you pronounce your acronyms. Take a note here: 'I (and that would be you) will not speak in acronyms when a perfectly good word will do.' You have language, use it properly.

[kingofthetvworld]

...

....

.....

TV.

[my_own_trope]

What is wrong with you?




A good bear would listen to his conscience.
[That's right. He's been reading your other conversations]
And you are not a very good bear. I stand by my previous statement.

[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah? Well... well... Well you're a bad conscience, then! I'm gonna file the paperwork to get myself a new one. A better one. One that's nice and doesn't sass back at me.

And knows the song.

[my_own_trope]

There's a fee, you know. Can you afford it?

[kingofthetvworld]

I sure can, I just gotta lay off snacks for awhile!

[Oh wait, but then that would mean no snacks.]

Okay, so you might have to stick around for awhile. But rest assured, I will get a new one!

[my_own_trope]

Until then, it seems you are stuck with me. And as boorish and simple as you are, [dramatic sigh] I too am stuck with you, and remain your conscience. Nevertheless, I will offer you the correct advice should you seek my counsel.

This is my frequency for when you'll need to reach me.

Remember, I only want what's best for you.

[kingofthetvworld]

Wait, wha? Frequency? You mean like a radio? I thought consciences lived inside your head!

[It's only then does he realize the voice is coming from his device.]

Ugh, sorry this is so late

[my_own_trope]

[The head? What a ridiculous place to keep a conscience. Starscream figured for sure it would've been around the spark somewhere.]

Oh, and I most assuredly still do. But you've landed in a world where this radio device of yours will let you speak to any number of people, and on a very certain channel -- a channel just for you -- you can reach me.

This is a very special frequency for a very special bear~~.

[kingofthetvworld]

'Bout time someone finally realized how special I am. Thank you, angry grandpa who lives inside my head.

[Wait... that doesn't sound right.]

[my_own_trope]

You shouldn't talk to me like. You're liable to hurt my feelings.