Karrie (Vandal) Norton (
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re_alignment2013-02-06 08:33 pm
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[Video]
[ Oh look! It's the lady in the suit. She sounds pissed. ]
Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on? Something heavy fell on my head in the medbay storage room, knocked me the hell out and I don't know how fucking long I've even been passed out under a pile of boxes.
The hell is even going on here?!
Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on? Something heavy fell on my head in the medbay storage room, knocked me the hell out and I don't know how fucking long I've even been passed out under a pile of boxes.
The hell is even going on here?!
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[Suddenly there's the sound of running water and the spray of cleanser. Vandal probably hadn't notice the scenery changing but it's obvious Wing's reached the washracks. He's just hoping Drift is on his way to medbay while Wing keeps Vandal calm.]
Now do you mind? Or are you going to watch?
[Because this is just like one of those shower scenes from those humans movies right?]
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ACK! [ She makes an aborted attempt to cover her eyes, half wanting to not look out of habit and half of her that- yeah. ]
WING!
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Vandal. It's not like I'm actually getting naked. That's way different for us remember?
I mean, unless you...?
[Look at how accommodating he is!]
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[ Flail. ]
Unless I what?!
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[He just snickers behind his hand. At this point he's put the communicator down out of reach of the water.]
...unless you want me to?
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Well not on the network!
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[Though Drift always insists on audience participation.]
That's what frequency locks are for.
[He's kidding.]
[Mostly.]
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Oh really? In the middle of bug-crisis, huh?
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[Seriously. The size of your lungs seem to be all that matters Vandal.
Thank goodness she hasn't taken up the habit of tugging on the audials yet.][But uh-oh, he's losing ground, we're back to bugs.]
Well. Maybe. If it'll get your mind off unpleasant things.
[He's mostly just making a show of getting--innocently mind you--clean. Panned out the way the video is, it's pretty obvious he's not covered in bug guts anyway. At least Vandal can rest easy now, which was the whole point to start with.]
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[ Give it time, Wing. ]
Gosh how generous of you. I guess it's only a taboo for humans.
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[He can guess though, judging by the look on his face. Vandal, you're not supposed to make those threats until he's already there in your presence and can't get away. Now he'll just stall in the wash racks longer.]
[Have a smile.] Maybe it's just the lengths I'll go to for you...
tmw you've forgotten to hit submit for like two days
Oh boy, I feel special.
[ She does, but that's besides the point. ]
I have done this too many times before
[He ponders a moment and then quits the washracks in favor of medibay. That was going to me more interesting long term anyway.]
That's because you are.
[A smile, as genuine as ever.]
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