vandalization: (Rig - WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?)
Karrie (Vandal) Norton ([personal profile] vandalization) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2013-02-06 08:33 pm

[Video]

[ Oh look! It's the lady in the suit. She sounds pissed. ]

Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on? Something heavy fell on my head in the medbay storage room, knocked me the hell out and I don't know how fucking long I've even been passed out under a pile of boxes.

The hell is even going on here?!
winged_knight: (neutral: unreadable)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Not if we're careful. I've been doing this a long time Vandal. I can keep track of all my...extremities.

[Suddenly there's the sound of running water and the spray of cleanser. Vandal probably hadn't notice the scenery changing but it's obvious Wing's reached the washracks. He's just hoping Drift is on his way to medbay while Wing keeps Vandal calm.]

Now do you mind? Or are you going to watch?

[Because this is just like one of those shower scenes from those humans movies right?]
winged_knight: (smile: excited)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-07 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[A burst of laughter: he can only play it straight for so long.]

Vandal. It's not like I'm actually getting naked. That's way different for us remember?

I mean, unless you...?

[Look at how accommodating he is!]
winged_knight: (smile: looking down)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-07 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wing would be lying if he said he wasn't counting on that.]

[He just snickers behind his hand. At this point he's put the communicator down out of reach of the water.]

...unless you want me to?

winged_knight: Used with permission, thank you~! (smile: wink)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-08 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well I learned something new today. Apparently Vandal wouldn't mind a showertime show. You and Drift have that in common.

[Though Drift always insists on audience participation.]

That's what frequency locks are for.

[He's kidding.]

[Mostly.]
winged_knight: (smile: looking down)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
When has that ever stopped you?

[Seriously. The size of your lungs seem to be all that matters Vandal. Thank goodness she hasn't taken up the habit of tugging on the audials yet.]

[But uh-oh, he's losing ground, we're back to bugs.]

Well. Maybe. If it'll get your mind off unpleasant things.

[He's mostly just making a show of getting--innocently mind you--clean. Panned out the way the video is, it's pretty obvious he's not covered in bug guts anyway. At least Vandal can rest easy now, which was the whole point to start with.]

winged_knight: (smirk: amused)

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-10 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
.....which would be?

[He can guess though, judging by the look on his face. Vandal, you're not supposed to make those threats until he's already there in your presence and can't get away. Now he'll just stall in the wash racks longer.]

[Have a smile.] Maybe it's just the lengths I'll go to for you...
winged_knight: (smile: looking down)

I have done this too many times before

[personal profile] winged_knight 2013-02-14 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well.

[He ponders a moment and then quits the washracks in favor of medibay. That was going to me more interesting long term anyway.]

That's because you are.

[A smile, as genuine as ever.]