IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[dinnerdate]

I know what it is... But. Why?

[vandalization]

For fun?

[dinnerdate]

Out of everything you picked dancing... Not that I've seen anyone here dance, but are you sure that's a good idea with all the differences in sizes here? Someone could get stepped on.

[vandalization]

Eh, we'll sort that out. Minor details.

[dinnerdate]

Getting stepped on is a minor detail?


...What about drinks? Do you even know how to serve those?

[vandalization]

Eh, yeah.

Well... to Cybertronians? No.

[dinnerdate]

How is that a minor detail?

...We are the major population here. If you want a party to be any good you have to get the drinks right.

[vandalization]

We've managed the last few times.

Well do you know a bartender?

[dinnerdate]

There's been dances in the past?

Uh, only one.

[vandalization]

Well not dances, but shindigs.

[dinnerdate]

Cybertronians dancing is a lot different than us lounging around.

[vandalization]

Well, maybe we can figure out some kind of system.

[dinnerdate]

If you get the drinks right, one of your rules should stop anyone overcharged from going on the dance floor.

[vandalization]

I guess that's fair enough.

[dinnerdate]

...I could tell you if your bartender is any good. When you find one.