IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Sorry did you say dance because she heard dance and SHE ROCKED THE FLOOR IN HER HIGH SCHOOL DANCE even though she probably went alone but let's not get into that you said dance.]



Sign.

Me.

Up.

[Okay, Kay, let's try not to sound psychotic.]

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[vandalization]

Hah! I thought you'd be interested.

You gonna bring Kagerou?

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[originaldragoon]

[Rose blinks at this and wonders if they're serious.]

A dance? Like a ball?

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[vandalization]

You got it!

[im_wavin]

Oooo I wanna help, I wanna help!

[He'll most likely get tangled in the decorations instead.]

[vandalization]

Yeah? We definitely need it! What's your skill set, huh?

[dinnerdate]

Dancing?

[vandalization]

Yup. Dancing. Like with your feet.

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[sword_redemption]

I could do the bouncer thing, if you needed.

[Because this is Drift's clever way of not having to dance at the dance. HE IS THE SMARTEST ROBOT.]

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[vandalization]

[ And what a handsome bouncer he will be. ]

Sold. I still get to dress you up though.

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[thxforthememories]

A... dance?

What is that?

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[vandalization]

It's a celebration, where you drink and dance and have fun.

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[arnhaid]

Need a hand bouncin' the troublemakers out of your party? No need to look further.

[Oh man first Optimus and everyone are here, then smashing bugs and now bouncer work? This is great!]

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[vandalization]

Actually we do need another overseer... and you're kinda the guy for that job. But you gotta have a hat or something still.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a very loud, rather obnoxious gasp.]

I want all the dates!!

[Video]

[vandalization]

Well time's a-wastin'! What are you waiting for?! GO GO GO!

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[perfavore]

[Now THERE'S an idea...]

I have been waiting for something a little more...sophisticated.

This is perfetto~

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[vandalization]

You are the classiest guy, you've got this!

[winged_knight]

...formal dance?

[Have a confused, but definitely curious, mech.]

The Atrium could be usable yes.

[vandalization]

Yep. Like where you have to dress up kinda.

Yessss! Thank you!

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[vectorianpolarity]

A dance?

[oops he's curious.]

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[vandalization]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy VECTOR! Look at that! You heard me right. A dance. A classy dance.

[skidaddle]

So we're going to need hats?

[Why, why, WHY isn't Rodimus here for this momentous occasion?]

[vandalization]

Yes. Hats.

Skids, if anyone can do this... I know it's you. I need large hats. Cybertronian-sized hats.

[treacherous_widow]

A dance huh? Well, how can a spider like me resist.

[pendragon]

I am happy to hear this type of thing is to your tastes.

[ The knight smiles gently. Saber is not familiar with this lady, but since she seems content with the idea.. ]

What do you think of the requirement?

[ Does she find it strange or an annoyance, too? ]

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[pendragon]

[ Well, their date and post was set.

Saber sighs in with relief as she looks over to Vandal, who seems quite content with her bottle of whiskey. ]

I suppose that as the hosts, it is best for us to simply go together.

[ Vandal is quite.. a popular person. Saber can even see that. The knight can't help but be worried she may be stepping on toes and perhaps infringing on Vandal's enjoyment for the night. ]

I hope you don't mind being my partner for the evening?

[ The knight looks away as she asks, looking towards one of the corners of the room. She's standing with her hands in front of her.

Saber was no stranger to being a date-like partner. In particular, she had done it many times as a man. She wouldn't even know how to act the feminine part. ]

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[vandalization]

Yup. And don't you worry your pretty little head. Just let me dance with some of my guys and we're good.

[ Vandal wouldn't think of herself as popular. A crass engineer with an eyepatch and a drinking problem? She's just been around a while. ]

Don't look so serious. It's a party! It'll be fun!

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[namesnotprowl]

Formal wear, huh?

[Says the Ginsu knife collection.]

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[pendragon]

Even a small accessory will do, if you are not fond of the idea.

[ Saber is a bit disappointed with the negative feedback, but she is attempting to still push for it. It's tradition, after all.. ]

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[stabbywheelfeet]

Me? Cover this frame in clothing?

You've got a strange sense of humor.

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[pendragon]

You needn't be covered. You may wear something such as a hat or tie.

[ A gentle sigh. Perhaps, Vandal should have explained this better.. ]

[headcollector]

Me Grimlock not dancer! Me Grimlock king!

[vandalization]

I-

Well. Okay?

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[aerospacecommander]

And what if some other giant insect decides to attack the building you're all in?

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[pendragon]

We'll have quite a crowd.. it'd be safe to think we'd be able to handle it.

[ Besides, the insects are gone. Why would they be concerned about that, in particular? ]

[knightinbluearmor]

What is a... "date"? And do you need any help?

[pendragon]

A date is a partner you go with. It's implied that you will spend most of the evening together, however some dates do not act upon this entirely. It's up to the two involved.

[ That's a good and unbiased explanation, is it not? ]

And yes, we would love help with decorating before the event starts. Kay will be the main organizer of this. Also, we'll need help finding supplies; not only for decorating, but also with trying to find pieces to wear for those who do not have them.

Are you interested, Melan? Your help would be appreciated.

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[rednotbluethx]

Aw, yeah! Fer once I gotta agree wit' yer puny human mind. A dance is awesome!

Oh, yea, yea! I guess I can offer ya squishbags some help. I'm a Cassetticon of many talents! DJ, musician, bouncer - I can do 'em all!

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[vandalization]

Glad you approve!

Hmm, DJ huh? Definitely interested.

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[raceme]

I don't think I ever went to one of those.

[pendragon]

It seems to be a first for many. Will you attend, Blurr? I'd be delighted to see you there.

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[furryfarkinfiend]

....Yeah you lot have fun with that.

[pendragon]

I believe we will! Thank you for the best wishes.

[ Maybe that's not what he intended with his words, but that's how Saber is taking it. ]

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[shutupndrive]

Sounds..interesting. Not sure about the whole formal attire thing.

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[pendragon]

It seems many are not. I understand if it's an inconvenience, but we are forming a plan with someone to have some hats made should you need one when the event arrives.

If anything, think of the piece of attire as something to make you stand out. It's more of a tradition than anything.

[ After all. it's not as if the Cybertronians need clothing.. ]

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[sellyourmother]

[Oh this sounds like it could be entertaining.]

If there's anything in specific you need for decorations, let me know~ I've been organizing things in the junk pile and have a fairly good idea of what we've got to work with.

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[pendragon]

That sounds delightful. If you would collaborate with Kay, who is organizing decorations, that'd be the most efficient. Our color set will be royal purple and black with some white and pearl.

[ A thankful nod. ]

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[wherenobotsgone]

A dance? That sounds lovely!


[And then he pauses for a moment.]

Ah, but... I've been here a very short time. I'm not sure I can already find a date.

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[pendragon]

Ah, Skyfire. I'm glad you like the idea.

[ The knight can't help but smile. Vandal did put .. emphasis on that date aspect, didn't she? ]

A date is not required. Only a piece of formal attire is. Please don't feel you are unwelcome if you do not come with a date.