re_alignment | IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]

So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]

Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

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[There's a chuckle as he flicks two of his fingers together, making a slight metallic sound.]

The classiest. You are too kind, signorina.

Although I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Heh. I was hoping you'd say that.

I want a dance with you, okay?

[Those optics flutter a moment, as if...surprised.

Was he just asked to dance? That couldn't be any more charming if they tried.]

I never turn down a dance from one so lovely~

Accetto la tua proposta.

Ohhh you are just too much. I'm holding you to that, Mirage.

It is a date.

[He gives a slight wink]

Speaking of which, I should work on that.

You definitely should! You have one week!

Until we next meet, bella~

[He gives a little two fingered salute, a wink, and clicks the feed off.]