IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

video;

[vandalization]

No, but you can wear a tie and cuff-links.

video;

[thxforthememories]

Should I ask what those are...?

video;

[vandalization]

Not important. We'll take care of it.

video;

[thxforthememories]

So... I just wait? For when you're ready...?

video;

[vandalization]

Just listen to what Kay says, you'll be great.

video;

[thxforthememories]

Yes. I will.

... Are you going to go with someone? You... you could come with us, if you want.

video;

[vandalization]

Nah, I'm the hostess, so Saber and I will be overseeing this.

video;

[thxforthememories]

All right. If you're sure... then.

Can I still see you there?

video;

[vandalization]

Of course! We can dance okay?

video;

[thxforthememories]

We can?

I... I'd like that.

video;

[vandalization]

Great. We'll do it.

video;

[thxforthememories]

Oh, that's good!

I'm looking forward to this now.