IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[vandalization]

Fuckin' top hats and shit. Classy hats.

[ She's very drunk. ]

[skidaddle]

Classy hats?

You are on.

[This? This is, officially, the perfect use of his skills. Somehow. If he ever wanted to get the chance to learn new and unusual talents, this Cybertron is definitely the place for it.]

Now.

What does a top hat look like?

[vandalization]

Yesssssss. I knew I could count on you.

[ She pings him a picture of a tophat. She drew it herself. It looks like crap. ]

Kinda like this?

[skidaddle]

[He stares for a moment.]

You...want us to wear--

OH.

Oh wait.

I've seen this before, just not on heads.

Hold on.

[He sends a picture back that isn't quite a top hat, but is close enough.]

I'm thinking magnets.

You know, to hold them on.

[vandalization]

Yep!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh close enough.

Magnets? Sure! That would probably work best honestly.

[skidaddle]

What do you think you'll wear, Vandal?

[Because you totally want a top-hat too, right?]

[vandalization]

Ahhhhhhhhh a dress.

[skidaddle]

What color?

[There was totally nothing suspicious about the way she said that.]

Hey, are dresses taboo?

[vandalization]

Uh. Well. Drift said I should go with a warm color so. Red. Ish.

[ SHRUG. Autobots... go figure. ]

What? No. I'm just not really used to dressing up.

[skidaddle]

Mmm red would match him...

[And now your hat will match, too.]

So humans don't change their outer wear very often, then?

[vandalization]

Yeah haha...

What? Oh we do... I mean usually. I just really, really like my RIG.

[skidaddle]

I like it, too. You almost look like a mech with it on.

I'm curious to see a dress, though.

[vandalization]

Heh, thanks.

I- uh. What, really? It's nothing to write home about, I promise.

[skidaddle]

Admittedly, it'd be more welcoming with a face, but if it isn't your face and doesn't move that actually might be creepier, so...

Hm.

Never mind.

I'll be watching for you and your dress.

[vandalization]

I-

Yeah that is kinda creepy. What the hell, man?

Ah, jeez. Okay. I'll see you there.