IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

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[pendragon]

[ Well, their date and post was set.

Saber sighs in with relief as she looks over to Vandal, who seems quite content with her bottle of whiskey. ]

I suppose that as the hosts, it is best for us to simply go together.

[ Vandal is quite.. a popular person. Saber can even see that. The knight can't help but be worried she may be stepping on toes and perhaps infringing on Vandal's enjoyment for the night. ]

I hope you don't mind being my partner for the evening?

[ The knight looks away as she asks, looking towards one of the corners of the room. She's standing with her hands in front of her.

Saber was no stranger to being a date-like partner. In particular, she had done it many times as a man. She wouldn't even know how to act the feminine part. ]

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[vandalization]

Yup. And don't you worry your pretty little head. Just let me dance with some of my guys and we're good.

[ Vandal wouldn't think of herself as popular. A crass engineer with an eyepatch and a drinking problem? She's just been around a while. ]

Don't look so serious. It's a party! It'll be fun!

[pendragon]

Of course. You are free to do as you wish for the night.

[ Saber wouldn't dare tie down Vandal, even if they were going together. After all, they were going out of circumstance, were they not?

The idea saddened Saber a bit, but she still planned on being the best date she could be. ]

Yes, you're right. Do you have any plans for your clothing..?

[vandalization]

Cool, cool.

Uh. I was gonna see if there was anything in the junk pile I could use.

[pendragon]

I am lucky in that regards. I already have something I may use.

I think you should go in a dress. Your friends likely expect it.

[ Saber nods before she sits down beside Vandal again. ]

[vandalization]

Oh yeah?

Ah... well. You beat me at pretty much anything we play, so I guess.

[ She's found things in the junk pile maybe she could use... though honestly she had intended to use them for workbench rags. ]