IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

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[namesnotprowl]

Formal wear, huh?

[Says the Ginsu knife collection.]

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[pendragon]

Even a small accessory will do, if you are not fond of the idea.

[ Saber is a bit disappointed with the negative feedback, but she is attempting to still push for it. It's tradition, after all.. ]

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[namesnotprowl]

Ain't that I'm against it, just that I have a tendency to shred any cloth put near me.

[He gestures to his general spikeyness with his equally-sharp claws.]

Suppose I c'n come up with something if I decide to go.

[pendragon]

I see. [ There's a very gentle sigh of relief. ] I recommended a walking cane to someone else, but he didn't like the idea. Perhaps that would work for you? It's supposed to be a symbol of status, not of age as that gentleman believed.

[ The more fancy, the better. ]

[namesnotprowl]

A walking cane. Hrm. Suppose I could see where someone might take offense, really. But I c'n hardly complain about a multi-purpose status symbol.

[The ability to swat people in the head with impunity (after the party, of course) has an appeal.]

Think I can work with that, yes.

[pendragon]

Excellent. I always believed canes were very elegant.

[ Saber smiles gently at the screen. She was a bit negative at the beginning of the conversation from previous discussion; this serves her right for assuming. ]

I don't think we've met. As Vandal mentioned already, I'm called Saber. May I have your name..?

[namesnotprowl]

Shouldn't be overly-difficult to make, either. Just need a little elbow grease and fashion sense.

[He can understand her exasperation; clothes aren't exactly a thing for most Cybertronians.]

Of course. Designation's Barricade, or 'Cade if you're in a hurry. 'S a pleasure, Saber.

[pendragon]

No, the pleasure is mine. I look forward to seeing your finished walking cane.

[ She nods politely at the screen. All of the nodding she's doing with organizing this event.. ]

[namesnotprowl]

As do I, frankly. We'll see how it goes, and I will likely see you at the dance.

[He inclines his head with a grin in return.]