IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[winged_knight]

I think I can do that. [Er.] He has a hat already? You convinced him to go?

[vandalization]

He's gonna be the bouncer. He probably thinks that gets him out of dancing.

It doesn't.

[winged_knight]

Oh.

[He'd thought for a moment that maybe you'd asked him already.]

Ah. Hm.

[Complications. This requires more thought.]

Well duty is important and so is keeping the peace.

[Wing may want a dance too, but he no less proud of Drift's choice.]

[vandalization]

Well he's still gonna be able to participate after the doors close you realize. You better ask him to be your date.

[winged_knight]

Oh? [Hmmm...] And when is that?

Of course I--wait, you mean or someone else will? [That is entirely possible now that Wing thinks about it.]

[vandalization]

Just after everyone arrives.

Yeah! He's a hot commodity, don't you know? You better jump on it!

[winged_knight]

Including late comers though. [Even so, that's not too bad.] I can always mingle in the meantime.

Well, of course he is! _{I kind of do that almost every night already but okay.} I'll be certain to ask him then!

... but what about you?

[vandalization]

Yep!

Ahaha jeez, Wing. TMI. [ Not really. ] Great!

Me? I'm going with Saber, since we organized it.

[winged_knight]

[He says those things because he knows down deep you like it.]

[Hurrr.]

Oh you are? I think that's a delightful match.

[vandalization]

[ It's true. ]

Ah yeah. Since we're hosting, and all.

I can't stop with the bad innuendo and I'm not sorry.

[winged_knight]

[He's got you pegged Vandal.]

Well I think that's sensible. I'm sure you'll both be beautiful. I hope I get a dance with you both.

HJSKK<DHKFCDGHDJFGHJDgfd

[vandalization]

Oh I better get a dance with you!