IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[vectorianpolarity]

...if it is a matter of sophistication...perhaps a new shine?

[he's trying to understand, really]

[pendragon]

A new shine.

[ She has to think about this. Shine. He means like a new paint job or perhaps a detail job? Saber can't help think of these things in terms of vehicles, still. ]

Yes, I think that is a good comparison. You come looking your absolute best, and for humans, this includes wearing this more formal attire.

[vectorianpolarity]

I think that would be possible, then. For those who are not so used to...wearing this attire.

late tag because omg idea!

[pendragon]

[ Saber nods once. ]

I do have a question for you, if it's not too much of a bother. Maybe this technology exists, but I am not aware of it if it does. I am looking for a way so that once Cybertronians enter the facility we'll be using, they will be unable to use any weapons integrated into them. We can ask for carried weapons at the doors, but that doesn't apply to everyone.

This event is to socialize and dance, so this wouldn't be too limiting, I would think. May I have your opinion..?

I WAS LATE TOO WAUGH

[vectorianpolarity]

Mm. I think some sort of inhibitor field would be possible. Solus may have something...

[pendragon]

Thank you very much, sir. Since we are throwing this dance for morale, I wouldn't want unnecessary fighting to break out..

[ Although Vandal and her had just been throwing out the idea, Saber has become attached to the dance in its entirety and just wants it to go well. ]

[vectorianpolarity]

Of course. I will do what I can, Saber.