IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

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[raceme]

I don't think I ever went to one of those.

[pendragon]

It seems to be a first for many. Will you attend, Blurr? I'd be delighted to see you there.

[raceme]

Ah.

...

I don't have anyone to go to the party with. [AWKWARD]

[pendragon]

That is quite alright. You do not need a date. The idea is for everyone to socialize, so don't worry.

[raceme]

But Vandal said we needed one. I'm not exactly a party mech.

[pendragon]

She didn't say you need one, just that people should start looking. Personally, if I wasn't going with Vandal, I would likely not go with a date.

And I'm not a party person, either. I .. want to help people cheer up. We've all been through a lot lately, and the more that show up, the more people will be able to enjoy themselves.

That's how I feel about it.

[raceme]

Oh you and Vandal...? [He had no idea that you two were that close.] How cute. Congrats.

It's really nice that you are doing that. [He's sure he won't be someone enjoyable to have around, though.] I will think about it.

[pendragon]

Yes, we're going together as hosts since we're planning it.

[ Way to miss what Blurr was insinuating, Saber. ]

That's all I can ask of you. Take care, Blurr.

[raceme]

I hope you have fun together, you make a nice couple.

[What an adorable clueless girl.]

Thanks Saber. I just don't want to ruin anybody's mood.

[pendragon]

[ There's a short staaaare at the message, and then.. ]

Oh no, it's not like that. We decided to go together since we will be organizing and looking over things.

[ Saber is definitely sure of her wording; Vandal isn't thinking of it as a date, so then why does she feel so awkward and why is her face so red? ]

[raceme]

[Blurr blinks.]

But you two said people had to go with a date. Why this doesn't count?

[He sees that red face, Saber.]

[pendragon]

[ No, you don't! She's looking rather silly and awkward as she texts. Saber is quite glad no one is around, actually. ]

It's because we are the hosts. If we went on dates with others, we wouldn't be able to focus on the event. So we are each other's dates in place so we may perform our duties.

If I wasn't going with Vandal, I would likely go on my own, regardless.

[ Wow, stumbling over your own words there, much, Saber? ]

[raceme]

[Oh, true. Shame indeed, he would think it's cute if he could.]

I understand. But that means you two won't be able to have fun during the party.

It really wouldn't bother you to go there alone? [Because that makes Blurr feel awkward as hell.]

[vandalization]

It'll be great, Blurr. You should definitely come. I bet you're a great dancer.

[raceme]

I don't know. I never danced before either.

[vandalization]

Ahh it's not that hard. You'll be a natural.

[raceme]

But what if I move too fast for that? I try to control my speed but is not always easy.

[vandalization]

You'll just ave to do your best. I know you can do it.

[raceme]

[Vandal you are to nice.]

I'll give it a try then.

[vandalization]

Come on, Blurr. Give me a smile. Even if it's just a text face.

[raceme]

Sorry Vandal. I don't feel very cheerful today.

[vandalization]

You wanna talk about it, big guy?

[raceme]

Things had been a bit complicated lately, but don't worry, it's nothing. I will be okay.

[vandalization]

Well, I won't pry, but I'm here for you if you want to, okay?

[raceme]

Thanks Karrie, I will remember that. [He heard Perceptor calling you by your name. Blurr hopes she won't mind.:x]