IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[vandalization]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]


So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]


Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

Comments

[Audio]

[shutupndrive]

Sounds..interesting. Not sure about the whole formal attire thing.

( audio )

[pendragon]

It seems many are not. I understand if it's an inconvenience, but we are forming a plan with someone to have some hats made should you need one when the event arrives.

If anything, think of the piece of attire as something to make you stand out. It's more of a tradition than anything.

[ After all. it's not as if the Cybertronians need clothing.. ]

[Audio]

[shutupndrive]

Gotcha...I'll think about it all I guess. Could be fun.

[But dances are generally meant to be attended with a date and, well, Smokescreen doesn't have one.]