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re_alignment2013-02-15 07:52 pm
vandalization) wrote in re_alignment2013-02-15 07:52 pm
IT'S A DANCE! [Video]
[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]
So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.
Giant centipedes? Here's to you.
[ She takes a drink. ]
Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.
Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.
We'll also need some help.
Saber? The list, please?
[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]
We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.
There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.
That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!
We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.
Better start trying to find a date!
[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]
So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.
Giant centipedes? Here's to you.
[ She takes a drink. ]
Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.
Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.
We'll also need some help.
Saber? The list, please?
[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]
We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.
There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.
That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!
We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.
Better start trying to find a date!
[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]
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[He bursts into a grin.]
Perfect.
But. Hey. [He lowers his voice to a stagewhisper.] Don't let Wing give you fashion advice. I've seen him in clothes.
[He shakes his head solemnly. Not good. At all.]
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Wh- seriously? How the fuck would he wear clothes?
[ A pause and she leans up toward him. ]
What kind of clothes would he wear...?
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He used to wear them on Theophany, to sneak out. I guess he thought it'd help him fit in.
[It didn't. And Drift is going to caaaaarefully suppress the fact that he, too, wore such clothes in the spaceport. Shhhh, he was young and stupid back then.]
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Guy has more points on him than a magnetic porcupine in a knife shop.
[ Well he does. ]
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[Drift's not much better.]
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Too bad you guys don't have pictures of it.
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[Is he joking? Is he telling the truth? Only Drift knows.]
Trust me, he looks better without clothes.
[Wait. That sounded pervy. Oh well.]
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Wow he's way kinkier than I thought.
[ Only his metal polisher knows for sure. ]
HAH. Yeah I can agree with you here.
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[Drift doesn't even know how kinky Wing is. But he knows there's something to know. Rowr.]
I hear. [He lowers his voice.] I hear he looks really good when he's being tickled.
[Someone really wants to see this.]
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Well look at you, just gonna throw your boyfriend under the tickle bus, huh?
[ She's teasing of course, grinning from ear to ear. ]
Haha. Okay, I'll get him next time were all together, but you gotta hold him for me.
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