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So... the good people of the planet have decided to throw a little formal affair? All right, I'll buy that.

But I think, before you all start getting head-over-tailpipe with excitement, I need to make one thing very clear.

[He beams at the feed.]

Dress up all you like, but there's no one on this planet as gorgeous as I am. I hope you all remember that while you're there.

Now then! Who's getting the honor of taking me?

[Sideswipe are you serious.]

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You're barred from even asking. Off with you.

I have more taste than this, thank you very much.

And you sound desperate.

Hardly. It just wouldn't do for someone as flawless as me to be seen alone.

Hah. You could be a comedian, you know.

You and Mirage are from the same world?

Of course we are. I got all the good design details, though.

And for how long have you been partners?

...

Come again?

You, him, the horizontal tango...for how long?

Who said anything about dancing?

[KO is face palming.] That was slang.

Maybe in your universe.

Everywhere. Do you want to know what it means?

If I did, we wouldn't be having this conversation, obviously.

It means that you two are fraggin' each otehr senseless.

... On a scale of one to things I never wanted to hear a Decepticon say, I'll rate that an eleven.

You are welcome.

At least you ave good taste.

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