re_alignment | [Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple]

Right, so. I hear we have a dance comin' up, and everybody needs formal wear for it. I also know that fabrics don't stand up well to all of us, f'r various reasons.

[Such as being too pointy, like him!]

So, figured I could I could assist with formal wear in some capacity. Been working on a few designs for hats, and if you'd prefer walking canes, just have t'tell me what design you'd like f'r the handle. Or, let me surprise you~

[He shifts the camera to show a pair of hats - one made of dull grey iron with leather cording, run through brushed steel grommets, the other made of copper, with accents made of bronze and thin iron 'feathers'.]

If you've got some other accessory you're in the mood for, or a different hat, let me know, and I'll see what I c'n do to help you out. These're just a sample, after all. Though if you're looking f'r a hat, I'll uh. Need your head size, since we ain't all exactly the same sizes here.

[One size does not fit all on robots.]

[Encrypted to Solus Prime]

Offer extends to you, too. If you'd like something that is.
[Since he doesn't exactly extend offers like this to every demigod he knows.]

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Racers? Must've been illegal street races. Always wondered about those, myself.

Depends on the poetry. Ancient cultures and Japan... now they had some lovely work. [Things being more about meter than rhyme were his thing.] And... well, I'd liked Cybertronian poetry before the war.

Not a waste of time, promise. If I don't do something with myself I'll get stir-crazy. [And this is a perfect way to keep busy. Though he'll be pleasantly surprised if and when Blurr finds something.]

Yes...those. [The subject makes Blurr uncomfortable so he's not going to say much more about it.]

I didn't had time to learn much aobut those. You like those?

ALright, if you are sure. [Oh he will, he's a determined mech.]

Well. None of those here, are there? [He gets the feeling Blurr isn't so keen on the street racing.]

I do. Find the right ones and they're surprisingly lyrical.

I'm sure. [Blurr is determined and Barricade is completely unsuspecting. It's a perfect combination.]

No, thankfully. [He likes racing. Human racers...not so much.]

I would like to hear some of them one day then.

Okay. [So true. Everyone wins.]

So this place ain't so bad after all. [Blurr's doing better than him; Barricade generally just doesn't like humans, period.]

Ask nice enough sometime and maybe I'll give reciting a couple a go~.

In the meantime, good hunting. I'll try t'have your formal wear ready to go a day or so before the dance. [Which should give them both time.]

No, is not. I quite like it here. Most of the time. [Knock Out shares the sentiment barricade. Blurr is more wary of the male ones, mostly.]

Maybe, uh? Then maybe I should ask nicely one day you aren't busy.

I will do that. [Since he has some more time to himself now.] Thanks again. Barricae.

When there aren't evil robot bugs trying to take our limbs off? [He can't blame Blurr for his wariness really.]

Sure. Hopefully that'll be soon. Well. Soon as we ever get, huh?

No problem, Blurr. Least I c'n do to make sure everyone can make the dance if they want.

Exactly. The local fauna can be a little hard to deal with sometimes. [Nope.]

It's a date.

It's really thoughtful of you.

Just from time to time, if it happens to surprise you.

What can I say? I happen t'like dances. And the more people I c'n try to convince to dance with me, the more fun it is~ [He's totally selfish ~~except that he's not~~.]

'Surprise' is a good word for it.

Of course, of course. I hope you have fun dancing, then. [You ain't fooling Blurr, Barricade.]

Figured so myself.

I'm sure I will. Especially if I happen t'catch you being a wallflower~ [No one hiding at a party shall escape his perky, dancing wrath.]

Yeah.

A wallflower? [Oh wait, he gets it.] I'm not all that good at dancing. I never danced with anybody.

Never? Oh, well we oughta do something about that.

I could teach you a bit, if you like; I know my way around the dance floor. [Like the whole thing.]

No, we didn't celebrate many parties.

[Show him your sexy moves, Barricade.]I'm not sure if that's a good idea. Where did you learn?

Really? That unfortunate. 'Course, we didn't celebrate much back home either.

[He has all the sexiest moves~] Earth, mostly. You know they have video tutorials f'r dancing on their planet? Few of them are pretty easy for beginners to learn, too.

Looks like most of us didn't had the opportunity to celebrate many things.

[Oh Mr. Barricade, ohhh ohhh]No, I had no idea. If only those were available here.

Let's blame the wars. They were such a style-cramper.

Well, luckily you've got the next best thing. Me. [The proudest mech~]

Seems like the perfect excuse.

Uh huh. We will see if that's true. [He's not counting on dancing at all, so...]

So we shall. Though I must warn you, I've taught an Optimus Prime himself the finer points of ballroom dancing~ [He will so get you to dance, just you wait.]

What, really? [Uh huh. Let's hope Blurr's really in the mood for dancing.]

I did indeed. And if I c'n teach him to dance, I'm sure I can teach you to, too.

That's impressive. O-okay then. We will see.

So we shall. Keep yourself outta trouble, all right?

I will try.

[Video] [Transmission from Solian Temple] - Fifth Offense

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DAT ICON

I love that one it's so slimy :3

It's mesmerizing. I love it.

I am glad you approve!

adhgajksd but of course ♥♥♥