[Accidental Video]

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 [You know, Mirage could go on about what breathing is like and how surprising it is...(no really, it shocked him too), but he had more important things to notice about waking up in a smaller body. Like the incredible irony that this is his SECOND TIME. Granted, he was only 'shrunk' the first time, but size difference is a size difference is a size difference.  Thankfully, he changed while he was in his room, and...yep, everything was considerably larger.  Is this what humans have to experience on a daily basis? 

How inconvenient.

The feed clicks on to show a man...quite disgruntled about the current situation.]


Mio dio...would it kill someone to make me something LARGER than I am if they are going to shapeshift me?

[Anyone who knows Mirage will recognize that stupid Italian accent. Unfortunately, he doesn't know the Link is on.]

Just what I need. This place to malfunction again.

[He's blaming Trion.]

Comments

[Action]

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We are in the same temple. Seems like good idea to stick together.


Sideswipe you are not clothed.

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

Oh, right. That'll work.

[... at least Sideswipe's been lying down on "his" chest the whole time. On a pile of discarded clothing.]

...

And?

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Eccellente.

..

If you are planning to leave said temple it would be best you cloth yourself. I have no issue, but humans are modest creatures.

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

Then maybe I just won't leave. I'm not covering up my frame because humans don't want to look at it.

[Sideswipe no, that's not the problem...]

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...That is not the issue, Sideswipe.

They will WANT to.

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

...

Come again? Why's that a problem?

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How to phrase...

The males--

[He gestures to himself]

Like to interface with the females when they are not clothed.

[He gestures to you.]

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[One eyebrow slowly climbs up to Sideswipe's hairline.]

If that's a come-on, Mirage, I know you can do better than that.

[Action]

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It's not!

[His hands go to his face. How to explain this...]

Imagine what Witwicky does to the females. ...On you.

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[unf_corvettes]

So the whole, "let's go to room" -- [Yes he does imitate the accent.] -- thing was just the high-grade talking? Got it.

[You asshole.]

... He shrieks "no" or "Optimus" and waves his arms a lot. I don't follow.

[Action]

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[That was a terrible impersonation. He'd call it racist if he knew what race you were trying to offend )8<]

That's not what I-

[You asshole.]

I said to human females. He eats their faces.

[Action]

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[Sideswipe just grins.]

Could have fooled me.

[And then there's that eyebrow raise again.]

And you don't think I can look after myself?

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[It starts off with a mental keysmash, but turns into a grin back.]

You seem to recall a lot of that night. Hopeful?~

[...]

Can you walk?

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

Nope. I just like remembering things that make you squirm.

[Pause.]

Of course I can.

[Liar.]

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There are plenty of other subjects.

[Pauses as well.]

Then I suppose you would like to walk to my room with me?

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

Like...?

[Sideswipe looks around. And folds his arms.]

No. I'm comfortable here.

[On the floor.]

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...things.


[That last part makes him perk an eyebrow.]

On the floor.

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[unf_corvettes]

Things. Right.

["She" squirms a little, as if trying to build a nest in the floor.]

Yes. On the floor. Right here.

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... You stated you were coming to my room, bella.

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[unf_corvettes]

Nope. I'm good. Right here. Changed my mind.

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...Just admit you cannot walk.

[He walks over, reaching down to pick him up.]

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

I can too! I just don't want to!

[And he squirms. Wiggles. He says a lot of words a human throat probably shouldn't be able to say.]

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I know when you are lying, Sideswipe!

[This is quite the sight. A man trying to pick up a weird chattering flailing naked woman.]

[Action]

[unf_corvettes]

I'm not lying, put me down!

[Well. He ends up clinging onto Mirage anyway, alternating between clinging and shoving at his face, trying to get back on the ground.]

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[Well if that's what you really want. All your face grabbing makes him sort of lose his balance, sending them both to the floor.

Nice going.]

Idiota...