re_alignment | [Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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[It's a gift. Why do you think she gets all the attention amongst the boys back home. That, and being the only female helps.]

Not a clue. I'm assuming some sort of stasis mode, but... good luck figuring out how.

[She rolls her eyes and then starts to look at some of Knock Out's other assents. Kind of jealous of the hair.]

So far, my suggestion is get some clothes on. They kind of help when it comes to the cold.

[Kind of. It's still obvious she's cold even though she's wearing a tank top. Stupid human bodies.]

[That is a good thing. In Knock Out's world, the only Cybertronians with femme frames are rather bitchy and prone to try to kill.]

Ughh, their bodies are designed so badly. And they're so weak. [She's really disgusted, hence the nonstop complaining.]

Do I? Those look itchy. [Then she smirks.] McCoy reacts funny wen I'm not wearing anything.

[Now that much suck. Yes, Blackarachnia can be a bit of a bitch at times, but usually there's a reason for it. Same with the killing.]

Structurally, I'm still not sure how they stand without falling over. Or why they have so many squishy bits on the inside. [Then they can complain together.]

I noticed that when he offered me clothes. His eyes wandered a bit and I have a pretty good idea of where they went. If you find the right clothes, they don't seem to be itch. At least, what I'm wearing isn't.

[Tiny tank tops and sweatpants for the win of course.]

[That's why Knock Out does like her. She can control herself, be witty and interesting. What's not to like?]

So many squishy bits and so much hair! [Complaining all the way.] I will order fracas to find me something to wear. Not like I trust his judgement when it comes to fashion, but I am not going to go look in the junk pile.

[What can she say, she's perfect on all scales.]

Ick. Having seen some of the scrap that comes through, I don't blame you. The acolytes have some clothing. [Where do you think she got hers? ] I'll go for plain over hideous right now.

[And so modest.]

I'll have to find one, there's always some of them on the medbay. [But the yelling scared them away, too bad.] I need a drink.

[Of course.]

...A drink does sound like it would be a good idea right now.

Yes. What do humans drink? They will know if we go to the bar, right?

They should know. There are enough apes around here for them to get a clue. So why don't we wander that way and find out just what kind of junk they put in their systems.

Excellent. Give me some time to get something to cover myself and I'll give you a call.

[Smirks faintly.]

I'll be waiting for your call then.

See you soon then.

[/and she cuts the transmission.]

[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

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we so need a drunk video post of these two

We really do~.

It could be either hilarious or horrible. or both