re_alignment | [Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

[This fine day you all are graced with the view of the medbay. But the view is not as interesting as the sounds you can hear. There’s…a lot of screaming.

A small droid passes by in front of the camera, clearly running away from the odd pair of naked humans freaking up out and yelling at each other. In all honestly, the woman is the one doing most of the yelling, as well as holding the man by the upper arms and shaking him.]

I-I don’t know-

What do you mean you DON’T KNOW!? Look at us! My body, my precious frame ruined! I’ve been in the medbay since all this started and the only one who left and came back was YOU. If this madness is caused by some sort of disease then you brought it here! You better find a way to fix this quickly Fracas or I swear to Primus…

[She raises a hand in anger, just to notice that she has no longer claws but red painted fingernails. Perfectly manicured maybe but not as long as his usual pointy fingers.] I can’t even turn my arm into the buzzsaw!

[The man lets out a slightly reedy yelp, bringing one suddenly-freed hand up to defend his head.] … Thank PRIMUS for small favors! How can I fix it, Knock Out?! I don’t even know what caused it, but maybe if you stopped SHAKING ME I could figure it out!

[He pauses, suddenly looking at his hands.] What am I supposed to do with all these extra fingers?! … Wait. [He brings his hand down to touch his face cautiously.] Oooh no no no no no no no…!

[Meanwhile, McCoy is just heading into work, ready to start another fun day on this alien planet he's stranded on-- When his wide eyes fall on the very human Knock Out and Fracas. Who are both very naked. He stands there a moment, looking both horrified and confused, before his cheeks turn red.]

Good God! Who the Hell are you people!? [He waves a hand at Knock Out and Fracas] And where the Hell are your clothes!?

((OOC: Fracas is in purple, MCCoy is blue and Knock Out is in red. All of Fracas’s responses will be from expendablemechanic. Feel free to reply to them here or come to the medbay )

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[Ambulon, KO is wondering why you always looks awful. Is your human skin going to peel off now too? She doesn't really want to be there if that happens. And that boa was fabulous.

KO huffs irritably and crosses her arms under her chest. It just makes those more noticeable, but she's cold and too irritated to care. She's no longer yelling, at least.] Some of us do care about our lives, Ambulon.

[Wait you have a blanket. ] ....! [Don't mind KO approaching you, Ambulon.]

[Hey, look, it's not his fault this time. He can't just paint his bruises away sob. And, whatever, you can keep that boa.]

Freaking out isn't going to help us with anything.

[Ambulon would be a bit more freaked out, sure... But he also suffered a painful blow to the head. Things are a bit slow on the uptake for now. Hence why he's too out of it to flip his shit.]

[But, um, Ambulon is a little concerned with the way you're zeroing in on his blanket. He took the blanket in his fists, hiking it up just enough to show his ankles. Hairy ankles; how does that make you feel, Knock Out?]

Don't even think about it. I'm sure you can find something to put on. Once you're done running and screaming in circles.

[Fine, KO will accept that for a excuse, but only until this madness is over.]

I'm not freaking out I'm perfectly calm.

[It probably also means that his reflexes have slowed too, Ko needs to see if she can take advantage of that. Hairy ankles, go figure. Human males are disgusting, KO is glad that she's not one. Ko tugs at Ambulon's blanket.] Aren't you Autobots all about making friend and sharing...? Come on. [Tug tug tug tug.]

[UM EXCUSE YOU, KNOCK OUT. HE WOULD BEG TO DIFFER-- But then you're going for his sheet, and--] No! What are you--!? [He slaps at her hands and then starts tugging back.] Yeah, well, I was also a former Decepticon. [The pain all this struggling is causing is returning him back to his usual irritable self!]

[Ambulon kept tugging, pulling harder and harder] Just - let - go! [And then he tugs too hard; his head spins with a dizzying spell, and with a strange, undignified squeak-gasp, Ambulon promptly falls off the bed, the sheet unwrapping like yo-yo string. There's a loud thunk and then silence.

No worries, Ambulon's not dead, not even unconscious. Fortunately, he landed on his side, instinctively covering his head. Still, it hurt like Hell and he just... Not even gonna say anything.

Just.

Staring blankly at the wall.]

[Was it so obvious? Oi no touching her without her permission, Ko doesn't like that. you are lucky she doesn't have her drill.]It's big enough for both of us! [Wait.] you? A Decepticon? [KO is more used to irritated!Ambulon.

And this is what you get for not sharing. KO makes a face at the loud sound but she quickly grabs the blanket and pulls it around herself like an improvised dress.]

Shhhhhh that looked painful. [Ko nudges his lower back with one of er feet ]Are you dead now?

[One, two, three, four seconds--]

No.

[one, two, three seconds--]

Unfortunately.

[Ambulon nonetheless pushed himself back to his feet, swayed. Damn, his head really hurt. He glared at Knock Out.] Once upon a time I was a Decepticon, yes. But that's not important. [It's not as if he feels indecent. It's not as if he's embarrassed being nude. It's because he's cold and dressing in clothes is the law with humans, or whatever.]

Though of you're too damn greedy to share. [There's your irritability.] Vector sakes, if I wasn't about to pass out, I'd put you in a suplex. [You may be a girl, Knock Out, but gender is still nonexistent to Ambulon. Instead, he shoves past her, hoping to find McCoy. If he doesn't fall first.]

That could be fixed. [Another snicker and then she moves away when he stands up. Knock Out doesn't really care about indecency. Why should she care about clothes? They never wear those and Knock Out couldn't care less about human etiquette.]

Kinky.

[Don't tell Ko what he can or can't do, Ambulon. She'll do the opposite just to spite you. She rolls her eyes and quickly catches up on Ambulon, hugging him from behind and pulling the blanket around both of them.]

You don't know me at all. Now, tell me more about you being a Decepticon. [He's not letting him go to easily. Ambulon should feel warmer now? She's pressing her body against his back.]

[Ambulon was too tired and sore to shove her away. Though he really wanted to.]

Kinky? What do you mean, "kinky"? [Seriously, he doesn't get it. Yeah, you're warm, but that... human kibble on your chest feels weird against his back. In fact, he sort of feels weird all together - sharing a bed sheet with a naked woman pressed against him. Reminded Ambulon of something he read on human biology and reproduction. Hmm.]

Why don't you go help McCoy? [He snorted and wiggled a little. His body was... tingling and giving these weird sensations. His face was really hot, and augh no this sucks.] I'm sure he could use your help.

[Ambulon needed to learn the meaning of the word fun.]

You don't know? How cute. [If Kncok Out knew about that part of human bology she's sure not telling him. She's warm enough pressed against Ambulon.]

Because he's avoiding looking at my new chestplates all the time and he thinks I don't notice. I think those distract him. [How can she help now that she cant' even change her arms?]

[No. Fun is forbidden.]

[Ambulon squirmed away a little. Not too far. He was warm, and he needed to keep warm. God, where was the doctor, anyway? At her response, Ambulon frowned.] They're apparently part of the female body for reproduction purposes. They produce some sort of-- [He flits a hand then sighs, itching at the bandage over his nose.] I don't remember. I don't care. But I guess he just finds them repulsive. Not surprised.

[He twitched] Could you at least move back an inch or two?

[That's Ultra Magnus's line.]

Reproduction? [Really? Ewww. That just gross. But only Knock Out is allowed to complain about her new body.] Male bodies are far more repulsive!

[She moves away, actually walking in front of Ambulon, arms wide and holding he blanket open.]I don't think those look so bad.

[Ambulon likes Magnus more now.]

Maybe there's another reason. [He rubs at his chin.] As a doctor, I don't think he'd be repulsed by-- [But then there Knock Out is, standing nude and bare-breasted in front of him. Ambulon blinked, sized her from head to toe, back up, tilting his head at her new "kibble".] I don't know. Maybe it's just the entire nudity being generally frowned upon in public by the human race. [He shrugs. Seriously, he doesn't get the deal either. But eh, they're... okay?]

[You two could make a club of UN-FUNNY people.]

Such as? [She can't think of any good reason to have this extra weird appendix, really. Then she huffed at the nudity comment and covered herself with the blanket. Only because she was getting cold, mind you.]

That's absurd. Humans are so weird.

[Video/action for those in the medbay] The medbay, Solus's temple

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