1. [Voice]

[warborn]

[for a long few moments, there's only the sound of ventilation. fans cycling a mech's air systems. he's clicked on his radio, yeah, but now?

now he has no idea what to say, except something slightly hysterical.]

This is a lot different than I thought the Pit'd look like.

[said in the tone of someone-please-tell-me-I'm-totally-incorrect]

Comments

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Oh? Something eatin' you?

[Audio]

[warborn]

[he's linefacing, not that you can tell. maybe it comes off in his voice.]

Maybe.

[aka 'don't wanna talk about it Bc']

[Audio]

[vandalization]

You know there's a cure for that kind of thing, right?

[Audio]

[warborn]

Memory wipe?

[Audio]

[vandalization]

If that's what you guys call drinking until you can't feel your legs, then yes.

[Audio]

[warborn]

[...he thinks he likes you, kid]

So where's the nearest refinery?

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Fuck if I know where to get robot-booze. I know it's here though. Ask Wing, he had a ton of it for a party he threw.

But hey, if you need someone to drink with, I am all for it. I found a bottle of scotch in the junk pile, I am ready.

[Audio]

[warborn]

You organic? [not that it matters, he just sounds a little surprised.] Sure. Soon as I find some highgrade, we'll call it a party.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Yep. Call me Vandal.

What's your name, fella?

[Audio]

[warborn]

Fortress Maximus.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Bad. Ass.

Seriously who names you guys?

[Audio]

[warborn]

For the most part? Ourselves.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

So you named yourself "Fortress Maximus".

I think we're going to get along, Max.

[Audio] i need more smiling icons for him :]

[warborn]

Seemed better than 'Minimus'. [is dat an audiable smile? why maybe yes.]

[Audio] sfgfgfadh /keeps him

[vandalization]

Haha- ow fuck, don't make me laugh.

[Audio] remember to give him his medication!

[warborn]

What, you damaged?

[Audio] /pills him like a cat

[vandalization]

Yeah, got kind of roughed up before I came here. Ratchet stitched me up, but I'm still healing.

[Audio] mew

[warborn]

...you organics can't get repaired as quickly, huh? Tell me you're not looking at more than a few days, though.

[Audio] Fortress Meowximus

[vandalization]

No, not really.

Uhh, being as we're kind of at a lack of really decent medical supplies for humans here, I'll be healing for weeks. Took a chunk out of my side, and I'll probably be permanently lame on the right leg.

[Audio] maybe that's him once he gets a beast mode

[warborn]

Slag. You can't get that replaced at all?

[Audio] gdhfgdshjaghf

[vandalization]

No, we're a fair bit more fragile than you guys.

We lose a hand or a leg it's gone for good.

[Audio]

[warborn]

You guys don't usually live very long, do you.

[Audio]

[vandalization]

Nope. We're like goldfish to you guys, I imagine.

[Audio]

[warborn]

...goldfish?

[Audio]

[vandalization]

A pet that humans keep. Put it in a bowl of water and watch it swim around. Doesn't have any memory. They die after like... two weeks usually.