[Video; Live from Nexus' temple!]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

Comments

[laharl]

I'm not the one attempting to call a stupid dating service.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I'm not the one with the stupid scarf.

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You ate the energizer bunny?! You bastard!

[laharl]

Hmpth. You just have no taste.

[action]

[im_wavin]

Wha?!?! That's totes not what I meant!

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You eat batteries?!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

And you have no shirt. Check and mate.

[laharl]

Neither do you.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Excuse me that's being species-ist. I'm a robot, we don't need clothes.

[laharl]

And I don't need a shirt.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Have you looked at yourself?

[Video]

[raceme]

I get out plenty often, I like it outside.

South Dakota?

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[CROW BB]

Oh, you're a... different lookin' robot. Lemme guess - you turn into some sort of TV?

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Why would I turn into a TV?! What am I, robot sailor moon?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Uh huh....

[Not believing you.]

You know, a little state in the midwest.[Puts on a midwestern accent.] Oh cripes, the winter gets pretty heavy, yah, but it sure is nice watching dem Green Bay Packers.

Like that.

[Video]

[raceme]

It's true! I'm always on patrons and investigating. [Which is the same as saying that he only goes out to work.]

I don't think I ever been there. When I was on Earth I only visited Detroit. [What...] That's quite the interesting accent.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What are you a cop?

You should hear my Gregory Peck impression.

[laharl]

Have you?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I asked you first.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Have a genuine smile.] yes, sort of. I'm an _{Elite Agent and here I work} for the Police force.

I should because I have no idea who's Gregory Peck.

[laharl]

My question is more important.

[action]

[im_wavin]

Nope! I noms on energon!

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Every robot here turns into something, for the most part. A car or bike or train or some crap. I just assume you've got the same talent.

TV because you seem a guy who watches a lot of it, that is.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh so if you're a plumber I'm to assume you turn into a toilet, is that it, Luigi?

It's ignorance like that that puts us robots back, Rush Limbaugh! I have more talents than just watching TV!

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[raises hands] I surrender and apologize for my indirect prejudice. [smirk] And, what is that? Since it's not turning into a TV.